#flyinghighwithmax

"And you just hold him like this."

Anastasia looked intently as Max held the sleeping toddler in his arms. It really hadn’t been Anastasia’s idea to get the child, but Cyrus liked children, so she thought she would try to like them a little more. But first, she needed to learn how to handle them, and Max and Lyle had some she could learn to use. So now she and Max were in his home, trying to learn how to be a mother.

Max offered the child to Anastasia and she took the child carefully. Max watched with sharp eyes as she took the child. Anastasia thought that the child was oddly shaped and its weight was awkward.

Anastasia looked up to Max with wide eyes and he smiled back at her. He leaned over and adjusted her hands. “Yeah, like that, you’re learning pretty well.”

Max taught her every way to take care of a child from feeding them to putting them to bed to changing their diapers to playing with them. Anastasia had to admit that it was easier just taking care of them than actually interacting with them. Though none of his children seemed to have any problems with her, thought to her, they all seemed largely indifferent.

[text] there’s nothing going on, I swear to god. it was just a misunderstanding, you get me? xo

Who cooks normally?: When they’re not too lazy or using the kitchen table for sex then both of them like to cook together. Max isn’t as good as Lyle, obviously, so he’ll stick to small things like chopping up ingredients before Lyle comes up behind him and does that cliche move of ~putting his hands on top of Max’s~ and ~guiding him~.

How often do they fight?: Never.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Max and Lyle are codependent so the second they’re not attached by the hip, you bet your ass they’re texting each other until they fall asleep. If internet is available then they’ll skype call whenever the opportunity is there. Regardless of what method that use to talk, 100% of the time the conversations ends up turning sexual at some point.

Nicknames for each other?: Good boy. That’s the only one that really matters.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Lyle unless Max is insisting.

Who steals the covers at night?: They’ve always got their limbs tangled up so hardly move around during the night so the covers stay in the same spot.

What would they get each other for gifts?: Max likes to surprise Lyle with “new things we can use in bed!” and Lyle likes to surprise Max with “I thought we could use that gift you got me.”

Who remembers things?: Both of them.

Who cusses more?: Max has a dirty mouth.

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: If the injury was severe enough, these two would sacrifice themselves for one another and do everything in their power to make sure the other was alright. Small lacerations call for a band-aid and kiss.

Who kissed who first?: I’m gonna be honest I can’t remember but I’m pretty sure it was Max who kissed Lyle first.

Who made the first move?: Max? Lyle? It is a Mystery… (Wasn’t it Max?)

( i cannot BELIEVE — i’m answering this as if it was all of them dating, not if just one of them had two partners. )

Who cooks normally?: Heather because the one time she let Max and Lyle tag team dinner duties, the stove ended up catching on fire and they nearly burned down the kitchen.

How often do they fight?: They probably fight every day about stupid things like who gets to sit in the front of the car, who gets to be in the middle spot on the bed that night, etc.

What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Heather’s phone is going off nonstop with texts from the both of them and at the end of the day she sends them each the same thing: “I’m doing well, please don’t worry, I love you both — now will you please stop blowing up my phone? These texts aren’t free, you know.”

Nicknames for each other?: All nicknames revolve around Lyle being a wolf or being a “good boy”.

Who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Max and Lyle take turns when it comes to ordering takeout and the like, but when all three decide to go out to a restaurant then it’s Lyle.

Who steals the covers at night?: Max and Heather like to play a game of tug-o-war with Lyle caught in the middle.

What would they get each other for gifts?: 99.9% of the time Max will give them coupons for sexual favors. Lyle and Heather give normal gifts like normal people.

Who remembers things?: Heather.

Who cusses more?: Max and Heather at each other.

What would they do if the other one was hurt?: I promise you that if it’s either Max or Lyle that’s hurt, the other will run around trying to help while Heather does most of the work. If it’s Heather then those two will slip into hero mode and carry her on their backs into the sunset even though it’s “just a sprained ankle guys, and I have wings, remember? Put me down.”

Who kissed who first?: Max and Lyle both kissed her on the cheek at the same time when the relationship was established.

Who made the first move?: Max.

For reasons beyond her, Sylvia was excited about letting another boy try on her bras. He seemed cool and was apparently gay, as he had a boyfriend, so she was okay with him being half dressed around her. She didn't know why, but she felt comfortable around gay men, though straight men bothered her. She guessed it was the same about how she was flirty around gay girls and slightly awkward around straight girls.

She hurried to her cabin and checked inside. Empty. Good. It meant that she could have loads of fun with this "Max". She had to say that, even though she didn't know him, she was eager to get to know him, even if it was them trying on her bras and then maybe getting a teacher to let her go down to the small town and go get even more pretty things! Sylvia always loved to shop.

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