#flydo

Madison: and then OH NO the dragon was attacking the parapets of the keep and OH NO the cultists were attacking the guardhouse WITH DRAKES

Madison: WE HAD TO DECIDE WHAT TO SAVE TODD

Madison: WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE PICKED

Todd: run like fucking hell

Todd: or bark a lot

Todd: like

Todd: A LOT

Todd: dragons hate barking

Todd: *nodnod*

Todd: oh I misread the question

Todd: PROBS THE KEEP

Todd: IT'S WHERE YOU KEEP THINGS

Todd: the guardhouse is just like where guards is

Madison: well we decided not to do that because frankly we were all terrified of the dragon

Todd: DID YOU TRY BARKING!?

Todd: Dragons HATE Barking

*further summary passes*

Madison: "Your defenders are weak and useless!" He shouts, and gestures to his small army. The army's ranks part and a woman is thrown forward. He puts his spear against her back. "Send out a champion to fight me, and I will let this captive go," he shouts. "Your champion need not win. I just want one of you to show that you are not cowards who hunker behind stone walls." So Soren, no longer strong enough to cast his powerful spells, but at least unbattered by weapons, steps forward. He will face the man.

Todd: Did you try cocking your arm back and declaring you had a ball, then throwing it really hard to see if he chased it like an idiot?