#fly master

It's 6am, I'm watching a lecture for class, and I see this giant ass fly buzzing around my room. So naturally, my first thought is 'son of a bitch, gotta kill this fly'. But it's a fly, right? So it's in the air. And I am not. Because I am human. So, the fly lands on the wall above my door and I'm thinking 'this is it. Now or never. I gotta get the fly'. But with what, right? I can't just elastagirl my way up there and smack it with my hand! So I glance around my room, and my eyes fall on the pairs of pants on my floor. And then it hits me. I can swat the fucker with my pants!! So I gather up all my hand eye coordination skills(of which there are few) to take my one shot at this fly. I wind up... Aim... And swing! And as the fly takes off in flight from the wall, my pants leg hits it PERFECTLY, and not only did I HIT the fly, it landed in my FUCKING TRASH CAN on its own. I'm in awe. If I didn't believe in miracles before, i sure as hell do now. TL;DR: I swatted a fly basically out of the air with my pants and it landed in my trash can and I'm smiling from ear to ear like a fucking idiot right now.