Nov 26, 2019
me, a flute player, playing the high notes in a piece properly and with good tone: ???? is that improvement i smell???
high e natural: sike motherfucker
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me, a flute player, playing the high notes in a piece properly and with good tone: ???? is that improvement i smell???
high e natural: sike motherfucker
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Definitely not what I've been doing. -Yawning in F
VIBE CHECK
bashes you on the head with my flute
Personal struggles
Me: oh yeah, gonna wear some makeup the concert, gonna look hot!
My flute: ....dontthinkso....
Me, already wearing bright red lipstick: ???
My flute: lemme just f * c k. u p. y o u r. c h i n.
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Things you can do with your flute
Poke people who are really far away
Twirl it around like one of those marching stick flag things
Create awful high pitched screeching noises oh wait that’s the piccolo nevermind
Be constantly out of tune
Use it as a fidget toy trying to get it back in tune
Use it like a baseball bat except for people’s heads
Annoy the rest of your flute section by chewing gUM WHILE YOU FUCKING PLAY
Become the conductor except instead of a conductor wand you have a flute
Band Director: Hold on, something sounds wrong. Woodwinds, can you play that part?
Me: *heart begins beating faster*
Band Director: Hm... why don't just the flutes play?
Me: *internal screaming begins*
Band Director: Okay, let me hear each of the flutes do it individually.
Me: *dies*
Hahaha true!