#flushedsuit

± = How many pillows does the character usually sleep on?One. Droog has one nice pillow that he likes to sleep on- it isn’t too firm, nor too soft. Anything more makes his neck ache. He has another couple pillows off to the side in case of visitors. On the bed in his apartment, there are a number of decorative pillows that he doesn’t sleep on, but look very nice. If he’s sleeping with Boxcars, it is still one pillow, because he’ll be using Boxcars as the pillow.

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Droog opens the package, and is at first completely lost as to what these things are. He then reads the nicely written notecard that came with them. 

Ah.

He isn’t pleased, to say the least. He has no reason for solid bronze anuses. A part of him believes that it must’ve been a misprint, because he ordered no such thing. Either that or his fanboys and fangirls are getting a little bit too enthusiastic again. Then again there had been no gushing in the notecard,  so Diamonds can thankfully tuck that possibility far, far away in his mind.

Need anything?

Ah. Hello. I’m Pernicious Innovator. Pleased to meet you, I’m sure.

Damn, liked me that much back then? Or just more than the other two?

No wonder The Felt never get anything done.