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Vivi was a bit shocked to see the massive pink form in front of her. She blinked a couple of times then realized she hadn't spoken yet.

Buggy was certainly not expecting to wake up here.

Opening his eyes and blinking the sleep away, he slowly sat up and looked around the room. Upon first inspection, the clown realized he had no idea where "here" even was. A frown now plastered to his painted lips, Buggy half-rolled, half-crawled off the couch he'd chosen to pass out on. The rest of the room seemed to be a sitting room of sorts, lavishly decorated, but not to his taste. This couldn't have been his ship.

Mumbling incoherently to himself, he stood, finally realizing that he was wearing nothing but his shirt, waist sash, and flashy underwear. This only served to alarm him into screaming "WHERE THE FLASHY FUCK ARE MY PANTS", most certainly loud enough for anybody nearby to hear.

This couldn't be happening.

Buggy stood in his house, having been going through his mail after work, clutching a letter so tightly he nearly ripped right through the paper. The top of the paper was emblazoned with a familiar company's name - Pink Flamingo Films. He never thought he'd see that name again. Hell, he'd prayed he'd never have to see that name again. It meant that he had to go and see... him.

That fucking flamingo shit was going to rerelease his movies and he'd do anything to stop it.

The teacher shouted to Luna that he was going out before running to his car and starting it up. The letter was tucked into his jeans pocket before he began driving, off to one of the seedier parts of the Grand Line. By the time he reached The Flamingo, an illustrious stripclub owned by the man whom he'd come to see, he was burning on the inside from anger. Once he was inside, he made his way to the back rooms, still remembering the way to the private booth.

Buggy was stopped at the door, the bouncer giving him an annoyed look. The clown's face burned red as he dipped his thumb into the top of his jeans and lifted his tank top, flashing a fading tattoo of a flamingo on his hip.

fluffypinkbastard replied to your post: 2 Clowns 1 Car

“Personal favourite of mine. Never knew you could bend your legs like that fufufufufufu~”