#fluffther

But like before that Heather is like "do you want my last name" and he's like "PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASPE"

So then after they get married he's Alejandro Kasuga (Heather has two but Alejandro wanted the cooler sounding one since her other one is a white guy's last name)

and now he won't be called dead donkey anymore

Duncan calls him AK-47 since he thinks it's funny since that's Al's new initials but it is absolutely not and Alejandro is going to hit him with a cinder block one day.

You're like a little idea machine

don't worry I'll fix it!

Alejandro finds random things that look valuable and gives them to Heather

Like

..

"Alejandro why are you giving me a shot gun bullet"

"it is gold :3"

you know how there's always random people wearing the same clothing items you're trying to buy online

yea so Heather turns down EVERY application out of SPITE

and also because she pities Alejandro to an extent

Look at him..he looks like a medium cooked marshmallow now

anyways he's the one model for the entire catalog

and the crowd goes wild.

you could even say he became the Tumblr sexyman again after the 2010 stunt with Total Drama,