AleHeather gets married (tax benefits)
But like before that Heather is like "do you want my last name" and he's like "PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASPE"
So then after they get married he's Alejandro Kasuga (Heather has two but Alejandro wanted the cooler sounding one since her other one is a white guy's last name)
and now he won't be called dead donkey anymore
Duncan calls him AK-47 since he thinks it's funny since that's Al's new initials but it is absolutely not and Alejandro is going to hit him with a cinder block one day.
You're like a little idea machine
I hope that day is soon actually










