#flstate2013

The Children’s Hour:  Saw it the same year as Blood Relations, at least this one had a plot that could be followed.  A pair of women run a sort of school together, but they make a bratty girl mad at them, so she starts spreading rumors that she saw them kissing.  The town is very much against homosexuality, so they lose their jobs, think about leaving town, but there’s nowhere they could go where they couldn’t be famous.  At the end, they have an argument where one of them wonders if maybe they really are lesbians, but the other woman won’t hear it.  The first woman goes into the other room and you hear a gunshot, implying that she killed herself.  For how depressing it is, I don’t remember anything especially bad about it.

2014

Grimm’s Fairytales:  An original script written by the school performing it, perhaps collaboratively.  Some friends of mine saw the first show and walked out during intermission, saying it was awful.  Maybe it was, but I found it hilarious anyway.  They probably only got to go to State because their set was massive and detailed, with staircases designed for an actual giant, and a huge storybook in the background.  But the show was ridiculous, like a kids’ version of Into the Woods.  The girl sitting next to me had stuff thrown at her for the duration of the show- not intentionally, she just happened to be in the pinpoint spot where everything got tossed, from corn seed to plastic bread.  There was one point where the show converted entirely to a shadow puppet show, which I always joked about saying “This show was so bad, even the puppets didn’t want to show their faces.”

Annie Get Your Gun:  Let me just say, I hate this show.  Mostly because of the absolutely unbelievable romance (the guy is an asshole and she still falls for him), but that’s the main plot of the story.  However, it was pretty well done... also, the lead was the tiniest, cutest ginger girl in the entire world, andmywholeschoolfellinlovewithherandwecreatedachartforallthepeoplewewouldtotallydatethatyearandshewasconnectedtoeveryoneandwe’refaceookfriendsnoweventhoughwe’veneverspokeninpersonbutIprobablynevercouldbecauseI’mtooinaweofhermajesty.

2015

Anything Goes:  This show was like Annie Get Your Gun, but more boring and without the amazing lead.  I spent that whole show about 200 feet in the air at the absolute highest point in the balconies wishing I wasn’t there (did I mention I hate heights).

I didn’t see a second show because I was in Moon Over Buffalo, which might I say, ahem, was the best show ever to be seen during my career at that festival and one of the judges was an idiot who didn’t know what a farce was.