#flowey's posts

"Darnit, Thomas, quit laughin' like a madman n' help me set up th' dang camera!!-"

"ONE MOMENT, MY PARTNER IN CRIME!~ I'm PRACTICING, for our next confrontation!~"

"Eugh- I think yer fine, in that regard..."

"Oh! Wait!-"

-btzz-

-k-chk!!-

"Ope! I think I got it!!"

"AYE TOMMY! I GOT TH' CAMERA WORKIN'!!"

"Hm?- Oh!!-"

"Well HELLO, internet!!!"

"Heh-"

"Welcome to our blog!~"

"I am Thomas Flyswatter, and THIS-"

"-Is my ACCOMPLICE, Flowey!~ My partner in crime, if you will!!"

"Uhh... howdy!-"

"This blog shall document our project, and first joined endeavor to DESTROY our shared enemy!~"

"This blog will help us keep our plans in order..."

"... And to socialize, I suppose-"

"Anywho!~"

"Feel free to ask us questions and such!!~ We're always free, if we aren't sleeping, or working on said project!"

"FAREWELL!~"

"See y'all later!!-"

"Eugh..."

"It's called th' globe, first of all-"

"I dunno why you'd call it Bugbo World, he ain't even-"

"..."

"T- Tommy-?"

"The GLOBE is the planet we all [excluding YOU, APPERENTLY] live on! It's got two main continents; Here, where we are, and There, where Flowey is from! The rest of the planet is comprised of VAST OCEANS!"

"Where th' hay didja get all that-"

"The PEOPLE roaming this planet come in SIX VARIETIES! Animals, Humans [like what I USED TO BE!!], Living Objects, Nature Beings [like my partner in crime, here], PESKY INSECTS, and.. THINGS."

"OF COURSE there are also hybrids, but those are A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TOPIC!"

"The Globe is PLAGUED by the EXISTENCE of the MINIBEAST, known as BUGBO, and his INFURIATING little friends!!"

"They've made the lives of EVERYONE Here an absolute HELL! So Flowey and I have dedicated ourselves to GETTING SWEET REVENGE on that DISGUSTING BUG!!"

"..."

[Slow clap.]

"Nice speech, Tom-"

"... Hwut?"

How long have you known each other?

"I think we've known eachother fer about.. 6 months now??"

"Been livin' t'gether fer around 2..."

"... Yer gon' hafta forgive Tommy, fer his silence-"

"Heh, he fell asleep while drawin' up blueprints, again-"

"I'd put 'im t' bed, but I don' wanna disturb 'im..."