#florida-preposterously

Where did she come from? Well....let's just say sometimes people get up to various shenanigans on discord, namely ones involving garvar. And mpreg. And twilight. I wasn't online when she was brought into existence. I saw the train of chaos I leapt onto it, like the clown I am.

Signed,

One of the various co-parents of Yale-ivy. We share custody I think.

Okay cool cool got it! When Alvar was sneaking away it wasn't just to work with the Neverseen he was also visiting Garwin in the Forbidden Cities. Or was Garwin visiting the Neverseen? Is this child growing up around humans with one of her fathers just popping in and out of her life from time to time (or hanging around there a lot and just being Weird and Different), or is she being raised like in the Neverseen alongside everyone else. Did Fintan ever get stuck with babysitting duty? A lot of questions are being raised here.

Do the rest of the keeper characters ever find out about her? If so how and what are their reactions? How do Fitz and Biana feel about having a niece? how do Della and Alden feel about having a secret granddaughter they just didn't know about? How does Sophie feel knowing one of her bullies mpregged a child into the world with one of her kidnappers?

THAT SHIT WAS ESSENTIAL TO MY QUEER AWAKENING I TOTALLY GET IT

And that is why I do it! I love when people leave long tags/comments on things I make and put effort into noticing details so I simply decided I will be that person for others

I have no clue whether or not it's British, as I am not, but at least where I am it's not the most typical thing to say. It's generally fancier/more formal vocabulary, so someone might use it in an essay, but unless they use a broader repertoire of specified vocabulary you're not gonna hear it. Although someone might say it jokingly for emphasis. like "i dropped it three times in a row. thrice!"

i thought i was abandoning this wip but i was wrong :) keefex week prompts + neverseen/book 4 looked me in the eye and said are you sure? and i was like shit nvm you're right i'm coming back to finish what i started. it looks like i'm not wrapping up before midnight so it'll be a bit late for qpr day but. at least i can say 11pm brain tried and did words fairly well

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“I—okay, fine. You’re not patient with gadgets or alchemy or anything that’s a project,” Keefe laughs, and then his voice goes…gentle. Like midnight rain. “But you’re patient with people. You’re patient with me.”

OH SHIT that's me on pinterest! This post has been popping up in my notes again the past few days and now it's here again!

I really hope I never want to delete this post because it will be IMPOSSIBLE it's been crossposted on like 4 other sites and reblogged so many times, it's here forever now.

👖 Are you a planner, plantser, or pantser? Is it consistent?

📊 Current number of WIPs

👨‍👧‍👧 Do you tell people in real life that you write fic? 

🍰 Name one of your fave comfort fics (doesn’t have to be your all time fave).

*deep, deep sigh* i have some wips back from my wattpad days. my computer died immediately after writing that sentence so i think that's a sign from above to not talk about those fics lmao (they were super cringe)

my typical process is:

-get a vague idea

-daydream a ton about it and form multiple scenes in my head

-put them in a chronological order

-make sure the brainworms are here to stay, and not just a fleeting what if

-maaaaaybe make an outline but rarely

-'fuck it we ball it's writin time'

3. *goes still* homie. homie please. don't make me count please i'm begging you *strangled noise* fine. fine. for the ask game. we have the wattpad wips i will never look at ever again, so we're not counting those. we have the fic i'm writing (belatedly) for keefitz week, we have the sophitz bookstore fic (which is extremely late), we have the sokeefitz roadtrip fic (which is even later), a photographer!fitz fic idk if i'll ever come back to now that i think about it, a marellinh fic i completely forgot about until just now, a bexamy fic i completely forgot about until just now, a qpr keefex fic i completely forgot about until just now, a keeptober fitz fic i don't think i'll come back to but will incorporate elements of into other fics, dellivvy fic i will revamp eventually, and those are all the ones that i've started. there's a ton more that i'm still in the daydreaming stage of.

4. yes, actually. numerous irl friends know, as well as my family. they're chill :) fun fact: i wrote an among us fanfiction for an english final and got full credit on it earlier this year. some people here know that already, but some don't. very fun thing to share lol

: Age you get mistaken for

0: Height

26: My biggest pet peeves:

A reason I’ve lied to a friend

The last thing I ate

(I will know everything about you. I will identify your body when it starts to decay. /joking)

10: want any piercings?

uh well i tried to pierce my helix but it hurt like fuck and kept getting infected so i had to take it out but i'm thinking i might possibly do my eyebrow after my hair grows out

idk what number this is but: age i get mistaken for

uhhhh younger than i am, i think, but that's just cause i'm short (gonna guess like twelve-ish for an estimate but idk)

0: height

EVERY TIME

(i'm 5'2 and THIS IS THE LAST TIME I'M SAYING IT)

26: my biggest pet peeves

people who complain about stuff but don't put effort in, getting interrupted while i'm in the middle of something and like a thousand tiny small things like chewing paper straws (my gf does it and istfg-)

a reason i've lied to a friend:

uh i was a serial liar when i was younger so probably for some dumb reason but more recently probably only for little things ig (like saying "i'm fine" when i'm not)

the last thing i ate: