#floraibun

Commissioned by tsarodat.

Thanks much, Lady Bun. Salutes. You’re lovely, I love you.

The bun queen has noticed me!

"Wow! That was amazing!"

"Eh?!"

"You play the guitar too! That’s so cool!"

"I thought you went out, Albarn.."

"See! I knew you could do it if you just tried! You’re so awesome!"

"That’s cause you won’t stop threatening me.."

"You’re so cute, Soul!"

"Dammit! Be careful, Maka!"

"I really couldn’t ask for a better partner.."

"You’re really good at dancing, Soul!"

"You’re really popular, huh? Cause you’re so damn cool."

"Well.. I really need to try, you know?.."

”..to be cool enough for you.”

-sexy dancing-

Soul Eater alright let’s do it. h0lmeser this is for you too!

1. The 12 Days of Christmas - Straight No Chaser

Patti would sing obnoxious Christmas songs while decorating Gallows Mansion. Usually Black Star has the market cornered on that kind of thing, but I can’t see him singing Christmas songs.

2. On Mercury - Red Hot Chili Peppers

For some reason I could see Harvar internally jamming out to this behind his poker face.

3. Out On The Tiles - Led Zeppelin

This is a SoMa song, but it would be a Soul song, because I don’t think Led Zeppelin is Maka’s style.

4. Summertime - Beck

I’m gonna say Liz. I think this is her style of rock.

5. Baba O’Reilly - The Who

I have NO idea why, but somehow this song give off Maka vibes. It sounds like summer and victory.

6. The Score - Fugees

Idk probably nobody but maybe Harvar and in some cracked out universe Ox accidentally hears it and likes it and ends up being super into the Fugees and old rap and stuff and nobody believes him when he says they’re his favorite band, so he recites an entire song and everyone’s just standing there with their mouths agape and Harvar smirking on the side like ‘yeahhhh that’s my boy.’

7. Where Is Your Heart - Kelly Clarkson

Oh lord… uh, yeah this is definitely a song for the mid-fic angsty SoMa struggle.

8. Over and Out - The Foo Fighters

Kid when he gets home and realizes his dad is gone and he has an enormous void to fill all and he’ll have to do it without his dad. You know… if more than like four panels had been spent on it in the manga…

9. Glory and Gore - Lorde

All of Spartoi I guess. Honestly this whole song is perfect for SE.

10. More Than A Feeling - Boston

I was tagged by h0lmeser. Thanks holmie. Hah get it.

Rule one: Always post the rules. Rule two: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. Rule three: Tag 11 people and link them to the post

h0lmeser’s questions:

1. If you had to describe your life in a movie title, what would you choose?

A Series of Unfortunate Events hah. Just kidding... ummm... it's hard to title your life without sounding melodramatic isn't it? Okay, if I had to give a title for the first 22 years of my life, I think it would be... this is more difficult than I thought... hey, maybe it would be that: This Is More Difficult Than I Thought. Or maybe: How To Be An Unbearable Smartass in Otherwise Unfunny Circumstances. Or if we're being serious I guess How to Get Somewhere Driving Blindfolded, because I feel like I never know where my life is going and looking back on every major decision I've made, my life has been 0% what I would have predicted before each decision (in a good way!).

Let's stick with How to Be an Unbearable Smartass in Otherwise Unfunny Circumstances. It probably describes my daily life best.

2. Song that reminds you of your favorite character?

Well I can't think of a song that randomly reminds me of a character, but soundtracks obviously remind me. Every song in the Guardians of the Galaxy soundtrack now reminds me of Peter Quill. That soundtrack was spot on for that movie. Favorite character though? I have lots of those, there's no way I can pick. Now that I think of it though, In My Time of Dying by Led Zeppelin has the same bluesy feel as the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, and I associate the two vaguely. That's about the best you're gonna get for this question.

3. If you smelled Amortentia, what would it smell like?

Uuuuh... warm vanilla sugar and whatever laundry detergent my girlfriend uses.

4. But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all?

Yeah I had no idea what this was getting at and I only realized it was from a song when I googled it, but now that I'm listening to it I realize I've heard this before. So my answer to this is no I guess.

5. If you could choose your own superpower, what would you choose?

I think I'd pick indestructability. Think what you could do with that. Basically anything. Flying would be cool, but that's too obvious and if you're indestructable you can just jump out a plane and viola you're flying and screw parachutes because you'll be fine anyway. Get hit by a car? No problem. Sucks for the car. Drive safely next time.

Either that or never having to go to the bathroom. That would be pretty cool too. Telepathy would be cool, but there are cellphones. Telekinesis would be cool, but I think eventually I'd get bored of moving stuff from here to there. It would make for good pranks though.

6. Weirdest job you've ever had to work?

Well I've only ever worked at the family dry cleaners in high school and as a pharmacy intern in a hospital (my current job), and out of the two of them I think dry cleaners was weirder. Working with your parents and grandparents is weird and besides that we had a LOT of weird customers. Just strange people. Plus touching people's dirty clothes is probably not considered a normal thing.

7. Favorite gift you've ever given?

Well I got my little brother the Halo book series for Christmas last year and after he read them I read them and those were some gooooood books. I could pick from tickets to sporting events and concerts that I've gotten my girlfriend, but I don't think I can pick one. And sadly I don't remember any other gifts I've gotten. My memory sucks.

8. Describe a show you've seen on your dash but have never seen.

Well I have some options here: Orange is the New Black, Orphan Black, Kill La Kill, Free!, and Attack on Titan are the first that come to mind. Let's go with Kill La Kill:

So there's Ryuko, this girl who's a badass, and I'm pretty sure she lives with her friend Mako, who is wacky and hilarious. For some reason, Ryuko has a shirt that's alive and turns into like this battle suit thing, which she's like semi-naked when she wears. Also she battles other people like that girl Satsuki, who everyone loves because evidently she's a badass too, but they end up becoming friends somehow. Also Mako gets a battle suit, but it's not semi-nude, and she looks more like a cross between a captain of a pirate ship and a leprechaun in it (she has a mace or something right and a four leaf clover in her mouth?). Anyway, there's also that guy whose name begins with a G. Gamgori? Something like that. He's funny because he jumps out a window to chase some kid because he can't run in the hallways (there was a specific gif I saw of this). And he's a gentle giant I think. That's about all I know.

9. Where exactly does one find a fuck to give?

Well I am an expert on this topic so *clears throat* here's the deal. Everyone is born giving a different degree of a "fuck" (scientific term). While some are born as anxiety-stricken sticks in the mud, others are naturally carefree and don't give a rat's posterior about anything. However, during high school and college, the degree to which you care about anything diminishes drastically as you discover that you are technically an adult and realize that the people you once thought of as "grown ups" are really just large children that are just as immature as you are. At this point you think "well what the hell," and usually drop the majority of the expectations other people had for you, leaving you only with those you have for yourself, which often are minimal. This results in a permanent and unproductive, though liberating phenomenon called "not giving a fuck." Thank you. *walks off stage*

tl;dr you can't

10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

No, since I am indestructable. If I had chosen a lesser superpower, I might be worried, but thankfully I made the right choice.

11. How many goats are you worth?

All of them.

My questions:

1. If you could only listen to one playlist of six songs for the rest of your life, what songs would you pick?

2. What's your favorite name and why?

3. What's your opinion on cheesecake?

4. If you had unlimited money to make three purchases, what would you buy?

5. What fictional character from any universe do you feel you resemble most (in personality) and how?

6. What's your opinion on the last movie you saw?

7. What's the funniest thing that's happened to you in the past year?

8. What's your worst habit?

9. What one thing reminds you most of your childhood?

10. Describe a show you've seen on your dash but never watched. (I'm stealing this one from h0lmeser, deal with it)

11. What's something you've wanted to do for a while but haven't done yet?

I tag:

i don’t think i could ever articulate how much your existence means to me either.

ha, thats a funny joke