#floof lore

So, I was talking to my apprentice, Leviticus, and he asked me about where I’m from. So as I explain my floof lord to him, he asks if I had any pictures of the people I was describing. I did! Since you were also wondering, mi’lord, here’s me,( sorry I’m not a brunette 😭 ), litttle fvck nuggets the demon, and that bitch majora the green tree boa. Enjoy!

Also, the shrimp story is not to be spoken of, yes I’m super short, and I did not name the demon fvck nuggets. I would’ve named him/it something more pleasant. here’s my lore :3

You do not have to apologize for your blond hair - no offense should be taken but you are very much not my type. Too innocent.

I assumed that given your aversion to foul language you would not have named the demon such a thing. But demons do enjoy naming themselves things that make others uncomfortable so I can see why it introduced itself as such.

The boa looks charming and exactly as I would expect. Snakes are excellent gossips.

-pupc@k3

“That’s quite the story actually…I never liked, let alone loved Floof in the beginning. It was quite hard to find him “desirable” to hang out with. So messy, noisy, irritating… but slowly I started to see we had a lot in common. He’s actually an amazing listener. He’s willing to give an ear to my lectures on trains, which not a lot of toons have the patience for. Floof also longed to be in the show… which was… a problem no other toon had besides me… It was nice to find someone to relate to…someone who I could actually call… A friend… It was nice. He didn’t feel like someone like I was working for…he was much more than a co worker… we may have our differences but I’ll still always… love him.” -Dyle