So two people are kissing (at a very serious level), which causes birds to attack bees, I mean it's really that birds ravage the bees. So the dying sounds of the bees attracts a stork, which looks a little like Dom--and he has three arms, and is flying. He has feathers randomly on his body, and the rest is covered in a grey felt. The bees are dead. So the stork, acquires a baby--which we don't really know where the baby factory is--but anyways, a stork brings you a baby and is like, HEY do you want a baby? and you're like yeah. yeah I want a baby. and you might be all, yeah, yeah I want a baby. And the stork is all, "hella chill brah." ------But say you don't want a baby. Well sometimes the stork will go away, but storks don't always hear very well and then you know, unplanned pregnancy. (But anyways if you get out of your car at makeout field, and there are dead bees everywhere, you'd better run. RUN. I mean, the amount of people capable out running the stork is low, but you should still run.) There are multiple storks by the way.

How do the bees know what language or type of baby to bring?

      The bees speak in specific languages when they scream and die so the storks know what to bring. Also, the storks bring a color and type of child specific to the language the bees scream in, but say the family is not native to that color and type, well babies are malleable.

Where does insectophobia come from?

     When you're a baby and the stork isn't that careful you could could catch a glimpse of the fields of dead bees and then you know. insectophobia.

Baby warranty?

     Your first born child can be traded in for up to a year if you don't like it. SO the stork comes back and is like "yo, you don't want your kid.?" and then you get a new one.

Warranty babies go to orphanage. There is a global orphanage network.

There are actually 6 or 7 orphanage hubs which take in all the warranty babies and they are processed and sent out to the smaller orphanages around the world.

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