Feb 18, 2019
If I become concerned that my dog is conducting extensive contraband smuggling operations using only his natural talents (flappity lip flomps and bulgy hamster cheeks), should I:
a) congratulate him and request a cut of the proceeds,
b) report him to the authorities, or
c) take him and flee the country?
[Image Description 1: Tristan, a black and white cocker spaniel, is lying on a daybed, looking perfectly innocent.
Image Description 2: Tristan has dropped a rope ball that was previously not visible, and is reaching down to touch it with his nose.]
