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if the post ends in a question mark. the option disappears if you keep writing after the '?' mark

Come to find out that there's a $5 entry fee for this dumb fair (both too much for our jobless asses and more than we could justify paying anyway), so Thomas and I decide to find a way to sneak in, bad kids that we are.

Eventually, we decide that the best option is NOT  the completely unguarded side street area, but rather the bushes that circle into the fair area that's next to a building that's closed for the evening.

At this point, the concept of doing ~cool spy things~ (liking sneaking around some bushes) got into our head and we decided we needed code names: I was Archer (not like the show, a spy dude from this dumb video game I was playing) and Thomas was White Shadow.

Upon entry into the bushes (like short trees with just enough room to crouch, so i'm calling them bushes), we were struck by how there's no inconspicuous way for two teenagers to crawl out of bushes together. nevertheless, we pressed on, waiting for an opening to emerge from the bushes.

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light! i hurled myself back, pressing up against the closed building nearby. a local constabulary had spotted Thomas, however, angrily asking why he was snooping around the bushes.

Thomas, being the quick thinker that he is, spotted an empty soda bottle near his feet and innocently explained to the officer that he had seen this bottle and was grabbing it to recycle it. this story appeased the officer to a degree, although he still asked to see Thomas's ID, only for White Shadow to reply that he had forgotten his wallet. Muttering something about what kind of idiot forgets his wallet, the officer swung his light around the bushes a time or two more, but not closely investigating, much to my relief.

White Shadow had infiltrated the fair, but with the bushes route compromised, we needed to find a secondary entrance point for Archer. At this stage, Thomas enlisted the aid of two of our classmates, fedora-wearing probable future bronies who we'll call Stone and Bark. He encountered them after entering and presumably recounted this heroic tale, distressed at my failure to enter alongside him.

I received a phone call from Thomas, informing me that the two inside men were going to meet me at THE UNGUARDED SIDE STREET ENTRANCE and escort me to the hub of activity. Sure enough, I went around to the back, Stone and Bark were there, and we walked into the fair issue free.

:p dw about your identity and just read infinite jest

shush thomas i got a Brand to worry about

I’m enjoying Murakami’s ‘1Q84’ but idk if that’s remotely what you’re thinking of

yo i LOVED iq84 (popularly regarded as The Worst Murakami Novel Ever but who cares)

Is the racist a public figure that Colbert actually did fraternize with or was that also a product of your imagination? Also, sorry you didn't sleep well :/

hope you don't mind that I reblogged

haha nerd