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“you can’t fart on command because you’ll poop”

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the great of poke war of 2014 drags on
I was tagged by my friend booksletusescape in the facts and question tag thingy! So let's get into it.
The Rules:
1. List 11 facts about yourself. 2. Answer 11 questions chosen by the person who nominated you. 3. Ask 11 new questions to 11 bloggers.
11 Facts:
1. Â I can't swim
2. I used to take horseback riding lessons when I was younger: both English and Western style.
3. Â I pronounce bear like beer.
4. Â I have an extreme fear of pigeons.Â
5. Â I have a lightening bolt tattoo behind my right ear.
6. I have terrible spelling.
7. Â I can't stand it when people tell me I took like i'm twelve. Â It's seriously insulting.
8. Â When I was in middle school, I was obsessed with Wicked and was convinced I was going to be Glinda on Broadway when I was older.
9. Â I went to Catholic school from K-8.
10. Â I aced my constitution test in high school by watching School Hose Rock the night before.
11. Â I have yet to kiss anyone despite having had a boyfriend back in high school.
Ashley's Questions:
1. What is your favorite genre?
I'm a huge fan of fantasy novels and stuff like that. Â I also like when it's like set in a historical time period too since history is my one of my other loves.
2. Â Is there a time in your life when you read all the time?
For sure! When I was in grade school, we had this thing called Accelerated Reader where basically you read a book and then took a quiz on the computer after. Â Depending on what score you got, you would get those points added to your account or something. Â At the end of the year, you could redeem those points for cool prizes. Â So obviously I wanted the coolest prize so I read like half the books we had in our library.
3. Â How important is the cover of a book to you?
It won't really affect (effect?) my opinion of the book, like I'm going to read the book regardless of the cover. Â I do however appreciate a good book cover (i.e. the new harry potter covers are gorgeous!)Â
4. Â Do you like making book recommendations to people?
Of for sure! If I've read an amazing book, I want everyone to know about it.
5.  Is there a book you just couldn’t finish?
I haven't finished either of JKR's new mystery novels. Â The language in them was just a little harder for me to get a hang of than normal. Â I want to try to finish them this summer though.
6. Â Who is your favorite author?
God, that's so hard for me to pick. JKR is def up there for me since her books changed my life. Â Then John Green of course because of the community surrounding him and his books helped to introduce me to two of my best friends. Â I'm also a huge fan of Rick Riordan because his trolling on twitter always gets me. Â Finally, I'm a new fan of Markus Zusack after reading The Book Thief. Â His writing in that book was just phenomenal.Â
7.  What is the strangest book you’ve ever read?
Twilight man. Â That book if fucked up.
8. Â Who is your favorite character?
Oh god, I would have to say it's a three way tie between Annabeth, Lisel and Claire from the Time Traveler's Wife.
9. Have you ever made a friend because you were both reading the same book?
I mean I became close with a lot of people by making them read TFIOS hehe
10. Â What fictional job would you most like to have?
Def. something to do with the wizarding world! I think I'd be cool doing anything there really.
11. What are you reading right now?
I'm rereading the Book Thief XD
My questions:
1. What was your favorite game to play as a kid?
2. Â If you could live in any time period besides the present, when would it be?
3. Â What was the last thing you searched for on google?
4. Â Did you have any pets when you were younger?Â
5. Â If you could move anywhere in the world, were would it be and why?
6. Do you prefer to write down notes in class or use your laptop?
7. Â Favorite fictional universe.
8. Â Last book you read.
9. Â What season do you enjoy the most?
10. Â If you could be best friends with any celebrity, who would it be?
11. THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION! What is your favorite type of cookie?
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I have a feeling I'm going to start shouting "My penis is bigger than yours" when I drive now. I blame Anne.
Wren and I ship her feet and my ass. Meanwhile Anne ships my vagina with happiness

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