Bao Rongxing: What is your astrological sign? Can you guess what sign I am?

Huang Shaotian: Wow, nice, nice! Come PK, come on, come on!PKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPKPK!

Wang Jiexi: They call me 'Magician'.

Ye Xiu: .....Do you like "Glory"?

Wei Chen: Hey! [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored]!

Zhou Zekai: .............................

last year i was at some new years eve party, i half didn’t want to go because i knew there weren’t going to be kids there who knew of my obsession at the time which was gorillaz. That’s not the point however.

I was listening to music on my phone, but put it down to get a plate of sweets and crackers. That’s when I heard really cute laughter, i whirl my head around to the sound and see a guy drinking out of a red cup. I’m not a believer of love at first sight, so it was really attraction. My first thought is to get away from him as quick as possible before he notices me.

I start freaking out, because he’s super cute, his laugh is super cute, be still my beating gay heart. I kind of want to flirt with him, get to know his personality, but I’m not out of these two closets. Both the ‘i’m a guy’ closet and the ‘pansexual’ closet are locked. I really am not good at small talk either. I’ve never attempted flirting. I don’t know how to speak good, it is a 

I’m thinking ‘does he like guys that are in the closet,’ ‘how do people do this,’ ‘what do i say after the flirting,’ ‘how even old is he?’ So obviously I go super casual and start messaging my friend on what to do. I don’t remember our conversation actually but I think she tells me to believe in myself and go up to him. I take a deep breath, I stand up.

He had left.

Thatch: Hey Zari, ever been to a cherry blossom festival?

Zarina: No.

Thatch: Aw. I'll teach you everything. If you want, I can show the most beautiful cherry tree and then we could ... Do what others do under such tree.

Zarina: ... What do you mean?

Thatch: *grins and steps closer* You know, I could teach you a few things.

Zarina: *brow raised* Like what?

Thatch: About how to do certain things with a man.

Zarina: There's a different way? I thought I did well being around you guys? Am I doing it wrong? *tilts head*