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Oh dear, Oh dear Oh Dear, this is not looking good. At 1130 on March 7th 2015 I started to complete my Flirtbox Profile.  At 1152 on March 7th 2015 I called time of death.  Where the hell do I start… I normally abhor bullet point lists in a blog post, but really, there is no other way I can do this! – Only 18 men in the Aberdeen Area are signed up to the service.  I’d be ok if I was Glaswegian as…

THIS IS NOT OKAY

they should be riding their bikes and climbing trees

or on tumblr blogging about one direction

Are you out there, can you hear me?

Last year I signed up my friend Joel to a dating website called Flirtbox, no follow-ups ever came of it, but when i opened the 'Z&NT' desolate mailbox for this first time in weeks I found find this at the top:

Hello Tommy!!!) Tommy  I have received your letter and I am very glad. I wish to learn you  better,  but  I  don`t know from what to begin. Send me more your photos  that I could see with whom I communicate. I hope that you like me  too!  My  English  is  not very good, but I hope you understand me well.  I  hope  that  I  can  learn  your language better, and you can understand  me  more clear. Now I will tell you a little about myself. As I told you before, my name is Marina, but sometimes friends call me Mary. I was born on the 28th of December in 1980, now to me is 29 y.o. I  was never married and I don`t have children. A city where I live is called  Orenburg,  my  city  locate in the Ural area(Russia). Have you ever  hear about Ural? I live with my mum in a one apartment. She is a very  good  mother,  and we are with her good friends. I love her very much.  I  wish  to  tell  to  you about my work. I work in restaurants business.  Our  restaurant call Calypso. I work as an art-director. My work  consists in dialogue with clients, satisfaction of their wishes, dressing  of our premise. Therefore I am the designer also. Every time in  a  half  of  year  I  change  interior  at restaurant to bring new impressions  and  surprises for our visitors. I like my work and it is pleasant  to  me  when  our visitors leave us happy and come again and again.  All  this is my work, and this makes me happy. Tommy what else do  you want to learn about me??? It will be pleasant to me answer all your  questions.  I  hope  that  you  can tell me some more about you, because you are very interesting to me too. Tell me Tommy, what do you like  in a women? What should be a woman? What character at her should be? I very much would wish to know your opinion concerning it. I think that  it`s  enough.  Now I will go to make a supper. I hope that I can receive  letter  from you soon. In this letter I will send you some my photos,  and  I hope you will send me many photos too. I hope that you like it. I will wait for you very much. Tommy I hope that you will not forget to write me. I very much wait, I hope that will answer quickly. Your new girlfriend Marina