{–Okay but

TIME FOR SOME SCREAMING.

I have so god dang many plots I just…

fucking LOVE to death, okay???

Generally its super easy for me to tell my absolute super duper favorite plots because I tend to get mauled by plotbunnies so horribly I will literally pre-write scenes WAAAY ahead of time I want to do for a plot so I don’t lose them. Sure, most of those scenes get completely scrapped or, at best, re-worked once I actually get to the point I can use them, but so what??? I literally have a private archive of pre-written shit for like 20 different things (maybe more) that have never seen the light of day and a lot which never will but fuck man those ideas aren’t going anywhere otherwise. AND I HAVE A MENTAL ARCHIVE TOO. AND A WISHLIST WHICH IS JUST AS HORRENDOUS and is tailored to specific muses from specific muns and doesn’t work for just ANY interpretations. I mean I literally have archives for stuff that was abandoned and is never coming back from like 6 years ago I have a literal problem see. Like tbh if I put as much thought towards RP to other things I could prob be like… a super engineer at NASA or some shit but instead I’m here in my own little world being fandom trash lmfao

ANYWAY.

THE ACTUAL PLOTS THO.

Pretty much anything ever with @kitsunefury tbh like, we have been doing things for so freaking long. There’s like 4 specific ones that managed to last a super long time that were GREAT though.

There was “Allen” which was with young (still with Mana) Allen and an OC which was the very first thing we ever did.

Then we did “Werepet / Bright Heart” with Kanda and another OC that became Kanda’s apprentice (I STILL LAUGH AND CRY ABOUT THAT ONE, HE FUCKING BROKE MY MUSE FOR YEARS, Kanda being turned “nice” by someone else’s brainwashing powers was just too much for the poor muse3).

Then we had the huge fucking 500k+ words each ones.

Ashes to Ashes with my Lavi and their OC, which made Lavi’s life REALLY difficult let me tell you but man was that fun still.

And then there was Black Reflection with evil!Allen and Komui. That one was a trip too and now I have the worst broship feels between these two lmfao

Honestly though we’ve done so damn many threads but those ones were def some of the most memorable ones.

Besides that, I will always and I mean always gush about my stuff with @shaerahaek ESPECIALLY THE WDRSBN STUFF. Because fucking Assassins Creed AU fuck yEAH<3

Seriously though I LOVE White Demon, Red Scribe, Black Nightmare (and all its related prequels, spin-offs, and sequels-to-come) to death. And even though its technically me writing by myself, I am so hyped to tie it off with three more one-shot additions I’ve had planned and in the works (Bookman Afterstory, Bloody Clowns and Tumbleweeds, and Clockwork Augurer) for forever (technically Afterstory was Shae’s idea, I’m just fleshing it out XD).

Also Of Swindlers, Butchers, and Wyrms is pretty damn great. And by great I mean literally nothing in this anywhere should be taken seriously because nothing in this fucking thing is serious. Its literally just filled with cock puns, Lavi being a thieving whore, and Kanda’s face getting terrorized by a devil horse while his shins get terrorized by Tim the Chicken, and everyone thinking Allen is clinically insane for claiming he is an actual dragon. That’s it. That’s the whole dang story. Idiots with chickens.

OKAY BUT ALSO, this is with my Allen muse and blog but both the things I have going with @bookmans-lavi, both a Last of Us AU and Beyond: Two Souls AU. I just fucking adore Immunity and Two for One okay? Liz was the VERY FIRST person I ever RPed with on tumblr and we wrote such an awesome broship over these two nerds AAAAAAAA. No but these two threads are so damn near and dear to me and I have SO MANY THINGS PLANNED I was so damn happy to see her finally come back to Lavi<3

OKAY BUT. YOU, OF COURSE. @flerexsjeler. FRONT LINES [AND] FALSE PERSONAS THO. Dang tho the broship tension between these two bull-headed fucks gives me so much life. Lavi and Kanda are such interpersonal messes and I love every. dang. second. Just hug it out already bitches, damn. I have so many things in store for them just you wait<3

NOT TO MENTION I just can’t leave off anything triplet verse primarily with @ofbookman and @jrbookman, but also with @zephanerosis, @flerexsjeler, @fategiven, @taintedangel, @1nstability​, and also previously with @eldestnoah and @innocence-wings-archive when they were still around! Junior has become such a permanent addition to this blog and a lot of my interactions and I’m honestly surprised because sibling / twin verse kind of stuff was such a turn-off for me before. But now this fucking AU is taking over my life god damn.

Pretty much everything with @glissxndo and her other million blogs lbh here if I went into all of them we’d be here all night cuz it’d be a whole book series by the time I’m done. We may or may not have killed Lavi in that one thread and also have so many horrible things planned for the other threads lmfao RIP Lavi

And there is just no fucking way I can leave off Saviors between myself and @livxwire. This thread was a damn dream of dreams come true, LaviLena shipping AND an angsty wishlist thread AND her writing is fu-cking fantASTIC. Aaaaaah I’m really sad she’s not really on that blog anymore but maybe one day we’ll get back to it.

AND ALSO, @xendure​!! Seriously you guys will never fucking now how EXCITED I was to find a TLOU Ellie blog to roll with that didn’t turn down interacting because of being an anime blog AAAAAAAAAAAH. I JUST REALLY LOVE SCREAMING OVER LAST OF US PLOTS OKAY.

NOT TO MENTION Chatzy plots. Chatzy plots are fucking amazing okay. Royalty AU, Last Dragons AU, The Tower, Seven Sins / Clowneah / Hellrabbit verse, Haunted House, 20 Years Later. I fucking love of all them. Group plots are so god dang fun.

{–49scribes–}

"There's only one good way ta kill a zambie. Quietly, with a crossbow and a scope."

{–flerexsjeler–}

“ Understood! ” The princess gave a stern nod, taking in every word he said seriously. She paused for only a brief moment before leaning in towards the red head.

“ What if we were to run out of arrows? Is there an acceptable back up plan? ”

{–49scribes–}

                                    🐰 [[[♠] ⅩℒⅠⅩ [♥]]] 🐰

He tapped a finger by his eye, the epitome of seriousness despite that too often his his character was overrun with mischief and a seeming death wish through antagonizing dangerous people for kicks.

❝  Y’gotta keep count. How many zambies, how many arrows. Take your time, make every shot count. Once you’ve got them all, you retrieve th’ ones that are still good when possible, an’ anything y’could re-purpose from the damaged ones.  ❞

{–flerexsjeler–}

“I see! Understood. Sonia and Lavi will become the epitome of Zombie killing duo !! With the power of our teamwork, your zombie survival skills, and my military knowledge, we will decimate the forces placed against us !! ”

Of course, it was just a game. Of course, it wasn’t something that should be taken too seriously. But, that wasn’t how the princess worked– she was all in or nothing. This simple game would be taken all too seriously and be given the upmost of Sonia’s attention and devotion. She would get into this game and not let her partner down.

“Do you have any other advice I should take into account?? ”

{–49scribes–}

                                    🐰 [[[♠] ⅩℒⅠⅩ [♥]]] 🐰

❝  Yeah, just one little extra thing. A tactical retreat is never a bad one! If things look unfavorable, fall back, regroup, and strike like Hell Hath No when they least expect it!  ❞

This declaration made, he set the bowstring back and nocked a bolt into it, poised and ready to spring out of the brush, all dramatic-like.

It wasn’t any fun if it wasn’t as overly dramatic as possible. They could be serious and down to earth when they needed to be – which wasn’t now.

❝  Na’ let’s go kick some zambie butt and win the day!  ❞

Lavi: Now why would I give ya the satisfaction?

Kanda: -just pushes Lavi off a rock-

Lavi: R00D

Kanda: -just shRUGS-

Lavi: -plucks a hair and rUNS-

Kit: (( one day he's really gonna die and no one is gonna stop Kanda ))

Nessa: ((I just imagined him )) Nessa: ((plucking the hair)) Nessa: ((laughing and running)) Nessa: ((off the cliff)) Nessa: ((voice echoing "woooorth iiiiiit"))

Kit: ((omfg)) Kit: ((...tbh he would tho stg))

Nessa: ((it would be brilliant))

Kit: ((if you're gonna die might as well make it memorable esp. when ur a dumb friendless fake))

Lavi: exCUSE

Kit: (( :> )) Kit: ((u heard me)) Kit: -pets the rabbit-

Nessa: ((It's okay)) Nessa: ((Kanda's friendless too)) Nessa: ((I mean, he considers Lavi the closest thing to a best friend)) Nessa: ((and look at the two))

Kit: ((I mean)) Kit: ((only a friend would jump off a cliff for you so...))

Nessa: ((in an attempt to prevent being stabbed)) Nessa: ((true friendship))

Kit: ((best friendship))

Nessa: ((If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?))

Kanda: Probably to make sure they died

Lavi: aww it warms my nonexistent heart t' know you'd want t' make sure I died properly Lavi: can you imagine just lying there twitching like a bug with no one t' put you outta your misery? Lavi: gross

Nessa: ((...))

Kanda: never mind Kanda: I'll leave you to rot

Lavi: AW COME ON YUU Lavi: BE A PAL Lavi: Live your lifelong dream of wanting to stab me. You know you'd want to.

Kanda: I'll start you on fire. There.

Kit: ((Lavi wtf)) Kit: ((-throws hands up- I don't know anymore))

★☆☆☆ ☆ Very frowny; very entertaining.By daik0n on March 2, 2017

rough around the edges and requires substantial dedication and time to achieve ( 3 years….. ) but the outcome is absolutely worth it . a perpetual frowner , very intimidating at first, but excellent for cuddling . prone to cursing , but a huge marshmallow around children . why did i give one star ? because i know it would rustle his jimmies . he’s reading this over my shoulder . i’m goIG NDSJKFASHFKJDSAFHSJFKA;;;;;;;;;’’