Backshots... Back Pain, Sorry
Aaron Hotchner x fleabag!reader Genre: SMUTTY smut kind of smut. Fluff if you're a freak. Summary: It starts with a back massage, ends with your face in a pillow and Hotch scolding you mid-thrust for arching your back incorrectly. Youâd argue, but itâs hard to speak when heâs fixing your posture with his [REDACTED] Warnings: MDNI (established... whatever this is, oral [f!receiving, brief mentions of m!receiving], unprotected p-in-v bc we live on the edge [â« of glory â«]), age gap, casual oopsie choking, accidental-but-not-really voyeurism, Hotch is pussy-whipped af but somehow still is a patronizing piece of shit, mentions of Jack (sorry Jack) Word Count: 6.6k Dado's Corner: Phi attempting the âDonât write Hotch like a pathetic bottom after humiliating him in 30 Secondsâ challenge: lasted a strong 30.5 seconds. Proofreading brought to u by Dr. Bin @hotchology PhD
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The first thought you had when you saw how big Aaronâs hands were was not, (un)surprisingly, that theyâd be perfect for back massages.
That was probably your second thought.
Because your first was⊠well, that those thick fingers looked suspiciously well-suited for another kind of activity involving a lot more curling and a lot more work from his middle and ring finger.
Still.
Now â naked (just the top half, because he insisted. Something about how deep tissue massage works better on bare skin and some other pseudoscientific bullshit youâre trying very hard not to sexualize)- lying face down and completely at his mercy, you have to admit:
Heâs freakishly good at the massage thing too.
Also, the noises coming out of your mouth are quite similar anyway.
Same pitch. Same breathlessness. Same âYes, thatâs the spot, sweetheart - like that?â murmured behind you in that pompous gravelly chuckle that does absolutely nothing to help you separate the two scenarios.
At least this time, itâs his thumbs digging into the knot just under your shoulder blades and not⊠well. Other places.
You donât know how he does it.
Itâs awful. Itâs amazing. It makes you want to cry, make out, confess every fear youâve ever had since the third grade, and tell him about the time you got lost in a supermarket when you were six and never fully recovered.
(Stepping stone of your abandonment issues, actually. Very formative stuff.)
But instead, you just hum.
And before he can tease you (because you know he will, the moment he realizes youâve melted into a limp, worshipful little puddle over a shoulder rub), you manage to mumble:
âCan you keep doing this forever?â
Also because - small detail, minor point - heâs pinning you to the mattress with his hips. Like, fully. Whole FBI-agent body weight centered right over the curve of your ass.
And every time he shifts - reaching up to get a better angle, dragging his hands (those large, beautiful hands) up the sides of your spine - his hips roll just slightly forward.
And- yeah. He sort of⊠rocks against you.
Not on purpose.
(Probably?)
(âŠDefinitely.)
Which would be fine. Totally manageable. Not at all a problem - if it werenât for the fact that heâs wearing the least fuckable pajamas on Earth⊠which, of course, makes them ten times more fuckable.
Plain, boring navy bottoms. A matching buttoned top. (Aaron Hotchner cannot survive without buttons. He needs order. He needs structure. Even in REM sleep.)
Classic grandpa cut. V-neck just deep enough to show a scandalous sliver of collarbone you might, unironically, faint over.
(Thankfully, your current view is limited to his bedside table: a vintage old-man lamp that costs more than your phone, and a framed photo of him and his son.)
(Hi, Jack. Sorry for having thoughts about your father.)
Back to the pajamas - the most crucial detail is the fabric.
Itâs the softest thing youâve ever touched. High-thread-count sorcery. Probably imported. Definitely overpriced. Breathable, which is just a fancy way of saying stupidly thin.
Thin enough that when he leans in - presses down - you can feel the shape of his-
âŠAnyway. Youâre getting ideas. (Again, sorry, framed Jack.)
âNot to be paternalistic,â he starts. (It is to be paternalistic. Entirely so. But youâll allow it. Youâll allow anything, frankly, because for some reason itâs insanely hot when he talks like this.)
â-but you shouldnât have a back like this at your age.â
âWell, thankfully Iâve got your magic hands to fix it, donât I?â You smile, turning your head to look back at him, because youâre an idiot who still thinks eye contact might save you.
It doesnât.
What you get instead is one of his signature sighs - the special not-to-be-paternalistic-but-very-much-is variety that sounds like heâs aging ten years just trying to keep you alive - and then a gently condescending lecture about cervical strain and spinal alignment and how you âcanât just twist your neck around if you actually want this to help,â yada yada-
âI know it doesnât feel like a big deal now, but these things add up,â yada yada-
âI just-can you please take this seriously? I know you joke, but Iâd like you to still be able to stand up straight in ten years.â yada yada, (okay, long-term vision, wow, didnât know we were doing that now) yada yada-
âSweetheartâ.
All of it delivered in that deeply patronizing, annoyingly hot concerned-professional voice heâs perfected.
The one that should be irritating. Would be irritating, If it werenât currently paired with both his hands kneading down your back, thumbs sinking into that dangerously tender spot just above your hips.
(You would roll your eyes, but youâve just been told thatâs a cervical risk. So you moan into the pillow instead. Respectfully.)
âBreathe through it,â he says. And you do. Immediately. Obediently.
Because he says it so kindly that you have to keep reminding yourself â repeatedly - that he actually cares about your spinal health, and is not, in fact, secretly calculating how many ways you could arch your hips to grind back against his very conveniently located crotch.
(You are. Youâre calculating. Youâre the problem.)
âYeah, thatâs a good one. Keep doing this,â he says, as his thumbs keep moving - maybe in circles, maybe up and down - you honestly couldnât say. Youâve lost all grip on spatial awareness.
All you know is thereâs a pulsing, needy little bundle of nerves between your legs now demanding attention.
Especially when he comments, right as his fingers glide just above your ass-
âYouâre really tight here.â Sir (GN). Be serious. âYou should start being a bit more mindful about your posture.â
And with just those few words, your clit - tired, neglected, and frankly done with being emotionally sidelined - decides itâs going to take what it can get.
If a proper orgasm isnât on the table, a slightly patronizing lecture from Aaron Hotchner about spinal health will have to do.
It politely raises a hand. Submits a request to speak. The brain, overwhelmed and half-fried from continuous exposure to his voice, approves it immediately.
So you ask, way too casually for what it actually means:
âCould you go lower?â
âLower?â he repeats, taunting, as his hands pause their tantric little routine before gliding under your waist and flipping you over onto his orthopedic mattress.
Now youâre face-to-face with him.
Arms crossed. Brows furrowed. That specific, sharpened brand of exasperation he reserves only for you - his favorite little headache (how romantic of him) - comes today with a bonus layer of disbelief.
Because Best-Profiler-Or-Whatever-Goddamn-Award-He-Just-Won-Again 2012 (the year's not over, but if the Bureau doesnât give him another brass plaque to add to the terrifying shrine of ego and martyrdom he keeps in his office, he might actually cry) has officially clocked that the look in your â probably very dilated - eyes says one thing and one thing only:
Fuck me. (So Shakespearian.)
Still, since profiling is such a complex job â
(Or so he claims, usually while humblebragging about how he reads murderers for a living, yet somehow still canât figure out the real reason you keep staring at his hands-)
so many factors, so many nuances, every twitch, every blink, every micro expression a breadcrumb-
So, you, being the considerate, emotionally generous person that you are, decide to spare him the effort. You remove all ambiguity, wrap your legs around his waist, and pull him in.
(Also: your boobs are out. The top of your pajama setâs currently sitting neatly folded on the far bedside table, placed there with care by none other than the Sexy Masseuse Extraordinaire himself.)
(You canât turn to look at it. If you twist your neck, heâll scold you. But you know itâs there.)
(So yes. #FreeTheNipple could easily be Exhibit B. Another little clue in the ever-growing case file of She Wants Me. Please, Aaron. Be thorough. File it under Intent.)
And apparently, he does.
Because without you saying a single word, he exhales - through his cutest, slightly uneven nostrils (and probably a deviated septum he refuses to get checked out) - and mutters, incredulous:
âAgain?!â
Ah. Yes. Again.
Because to be fair, it is technically true that the second Aaron walked through the door - still suited up, still rumpled from the flight, fresh off a three-day case on the West Coast - the only greeting he got was a breathless âI missed you,â right before you yanked him down by the tie and onto his own couch to physically demonstrate that you (unlike him, [sometimes]) actually mean what you say.
So moved were you by his presence that you completely forgot to do the one basic thing required of anyone with even a shred of shame or social awareness:
Close. The. Curtains.
(You keep forgetting thereâs an entire wing of Aaronâs apartment complex that has a front-row seat to his living room. Practically panoramic⊠oh- hi, Linda from 154.)
But itâs fine. Itâs fine.
You fixed it.
You skipped the full nudity part and went for the most logistically respectful option: unzipping just his fly, just enough to free what you needed. Nothing more.
Just the essentials.
Just a fully dressed woman bouncing on a fully dressed manâs lap.
Youâre pretty sure that doesnât count as public indecency. (Itâs basically PG-12. Gleeâs airing worse on national television every Tuesday at 8/7c and that showâs somehow still going. So really, youâre fine. This is fine. Society has seen worse.)
âŠYou also really, really hope no one saw it in the first place. You tell yourself no one saw it.
You keep telling yourself that, even as your brain starts tallying how many windows overlook this very couch. (Six. There are six. Possibly seven. And that woman on the third floor with the poodle - she definitely saw something. She always does.)
Those people didnât see that your panties were still on - just pushed to the side, soaked through, clinging to your thigh.
Didnât see the way your mouth fell open when you sank down onto his cock, gasping from the stretch, from the fuck yes finally of being full again.
Didnât see his head fall back against the couch, eyes shut, the half-muttered âJesus Christâ he left when your hips started rolling.
They didnât see the way your thighs trembled when he grabbed your hips, then your waist, then your thighs again like he couldnât decide where to hold you hardest, just knew he needed to keep you going.
Didnât hear the noise he made when you grabbed a fistful of his tie for leverage, just to stay upright while he hit so fucking deep.
And they definitely didnât hear the way your moan cracked when his mouth brushed your ear and he muttered: âBeen thinking about this the whole damn flight.â
Three hours. He sat in a government plane, in slacks, probably surrounded by spreadsheets and murder, and still somewhere over Colorado, he was hard and thinking about you.
âI missed you,â you really mean it. (Yes, you want to fuck him. Obviously. But itâs also starting to feel like the reason youâre so desperate for his body is because being without him hurts a little more than it should.)
âThatâs what you said in the shower,â he reminds you. (Oh. Right. The shower. The one that happened immediately after the couch.) âAnd on the bathroom sink.â Ah. Yes. Youâd offered to blowdry his hair, but something else got blown first. (Priorities.) âDonât you think thatâs enough for tonight?â
He basically looks at you like youâre the most beloved disaster heâs ever encountered.
Fond - yes.
Amused - definetely.
Also very much trying not to laugh. He even bites his lip to hold it back.
Veeeery humbling experience.
And still, he leans in over you and locks his lips with yours - sweet enough to excuse how annoyingly chaste it feels. You start to pull him back in but he detours to your cheek instead, lingering there.
âYouâre adorable,â he pities you. âNow please could you turn back over?â
Choking yourself with the pillow suddenly sounds like a fantastic plan. You eye it. You consider the logistics. Youâre halfway to asphyxiating yourself into emotional amnesia when he leans in and kisses your shoulder.
Then the other. (Symmetry. Heâs disgusting.)
You brace for his hands on your back, but itâs his mouth instead.
Starting at the nape of your neck, he works his way down your spine, lips dragging wet and slow. Every kiss sinks into your skin like heâs trying to rewrite your nervous system from the top down, rearranging your fucked-up muscles better than his actual massage ever could.
And he doesnât stop.
Not even when his fingers hook into the waistband of your pajama pants and start easing them down - his mouth just keeps going, picking up exactly where the fabric leaves off.
You still get butterflies at the stupidly familiar feel of his calloused palms skimming down your thighs, knuckles brushing bare skin as he peels your bottoms away.
Could be excitement. Could be the fact that heâs been edging you for what feels like a fiscal quarter. Could be because youâre head over heels for him and refusing to deal with it. (Unclear. Not investigating.)
Anyways, Aaron - sweet, disciplined Aaron - folds your PJ pants, sets them neatly on top of your already-abandoned top on the bedside table (it was only a matter of time, that poor topâs been waiting for backup all night), and then immediately dives back in mouth-first (correction: teeth-first) sinking a bite right into the peak of your ass.
One side, then the other. (The man really loves symmetry.)
Groaning into your skin as you gasp his name - only for him to shut it down halfway through (fuck him, really) - he slides one arm beneath your hips, the other draping heavy across your thighs, and manhandles you into place in one smooth (hot) motion on all fours.
Ass up, panties still on (and very much soaked through).
Itâs⊠a moment.
You crane your neck, scrambling for words - something clever, something linguistically adult - but what fries every functioning synapse isnât just the way heâs staring at the soaked spot on your underwear;
Itâs the way his pupils visibly dilate when he catches the barest glint of your cunt beneath it.
And still, he manages to outdo himself.
Because Aaron Hotchnerâs greatest talent - aside from his intellect, that weirdly specific dry humor only you laugh at, and, of course, the mouthwatering, life-altering, holy-shit-that-thing-has-weight dick heâs somehow just casually lugging around - itâs his uncanny ability to always state the obvious.
âYouâre soakedâŠâ he murmurs. âYou already fucked me and youâre still soaked.â
(Thereâs just something in Aaron saying that you fucked himâŠCall it power-hungry. Call it praise kink. Call it whatever.)
âShit, say it again.â You just want his voice. More of it. Inside you, around you, anywhere.
You gasp as he hums straight into the damp fabric of your panties âSmug little thing⊠Letâs see how long it lasts.â
Then he drags his face down, nuzzling his nose along your glistening slit â catching every slick ridge through the soaked cotton, barely giving you any pressure, just enough to make you momentarily twitch.
He doesnât bother teasing â just goes straight for your clit, flushed and throbbing, and latches on.
Mouth open. Tongue flat.
You start cursing everything.
Cursing the fabric of your panties he still hasnât moved aside.
Cursing the way the soaked cotton catches every flick of his tongue â turning each pass into friction and making everything worse.
Cursing yourself for the sound you make when he moans into you â mouth hot and hungry â and yanks your hips closer like he canât fucking help himself.
Grips your ass, fills both palms, pulls you tighter to his face until thereâs nowhere for you to go â nowhere for you to run â nothing you can do but take it.
Heâs drinking you. He sucks your slick through the fabric, letting it saturate his tongue, then releases your nub with a wet, obscene pop just to do it again.
Then again. And again.
Clicks his tongue just to hear the sound it makes against your cunt.
Right when you think you might actually die from how deliberately heâs taking his sweet time, he finally peels the fabric to the side.
(Thank God.)
âFuck, Aaron-â you choke, fisting the sheets as he dives into your into your hole.
You were so fucking wrong.
His real talent isnât stating the obvious.
Itâs the way he makes out with your cunt, making you clench against him, and that molten heat already begins to gather low in your stomach.
âYou taste better every fucking time. God, I missed you,â he mutters, one hand pressing into the small of your back to hold you down, the other spreading your ass so his tongue has more room to work and can slide deeper.
He fucks you with it.
Pushes in, pulls back, then he drags himself back up to your clit and just⊠goes feral. A combination youâre 100% sure he makes up on the spot, yet itâs somehow the exact cheat code to your nervous system.
You start grinding against his face, chasing friction like itâs oxygen, needy for whatever the hell that is until your thighs are trembling and your brain has officially vacated the premises.
The only word(s) you manage to hold onto is-
âAaron- Aaron, please-â
Not your best work. Not ideal.
You should specify - to Mr. Old Manâą - that after please, there was going to be donât stop.
But instead, it comes out half-strangled, choked off by the groan you let loose as he pulls away too fast, too soon, leaving you gasping face-first into a very wet, very real patch of drool on the mattress.
(Itâs cooling against your chin now. Disgusting.)
You writhe, still aching, still pulsing, your body practically begging for his mouth, his nose, his fucking tongue - anything to fill the hot, miserable emptiness between your legs - until his hand wraps around the back of your neck (shit. fuck. shit), lifting you way too easily.
(Maybe because heâs strong. Maybe because youâre fully limp with desperation. Maybe because you donât resist even a little bit. Hard to say.)
He pulls your spine upright, presses you back against his chest and crashes his mouth to yours.
And as he groans into your mouth, his whole face glistening with your arousal, smearing messily against your cheek, his cock presses between your folds, dragging through the soaked disaster he made of you.
The thick, swollen head - already leaking with precum - bumps against your clit as he grinds forward, dragging through your slick with just enough pressure to make your breath hitch, a choked moan catching halfway in your throatâŠ
âŠRight as his fingers start to curl around it.
Soft. Careful. Too careful. Like his hand landed there on instinct and now heâs realizing it, hesitating, trying not to make it a thing (which, jokeâs on him, it already is).
(Also, if he could go ahead and press those thick, possessive, chubby-ass fingers a little deeper into your neck- yeah. Thatâd be ideal. Five stars.)
So, probably in a noble act of distraction (or self-preservation), Aaron starts to push in.
That first stretch.
That toe-curling burn you never fully prepare for. The one that drags your body open inch by inch like heâs carving a space only he gets to fill. And you adore it. You crave it like a sickness.
âSorry,â he murmurs, mouth grazing your jaw. âI couldnât resist.â And another kiss, âI need to fuck you properly so you donât wake me up begging for it again.â
(If he keeps holding your neck like that while saying shit like that, youâre definitely waking him up again. With your mouth. Or your thighs.)
You decide to clench around him in reply (how generous of you - really, public service) - tight enough that you know heâs furrowing his brows right now, trying so hard not to let out one of those high-pitched, desperate little whimpers that would completely shatter the illusion of his usual Important Serious Manâą composure.
âMmm, sweetheart,â he groans, dragging in deeper until heâs finally fully seated inside of you, buried to the hilt. âYouâre not even trying to hide it, are you? Squeezing me like thatâŠâ
He should really be speaking for himself, considering the thing twitching inside you just because itâs lucky enough to be nestled inside you is his cock, not yours.
And sure, he starts rocking into you all slow and deliberate, hips rolling against the swell of your ass like he thinks he can distract you with rhythm alone, but itâs textbook deflection.
(Hotchner: 1 â You: 0. For now.)
âAaron-â you gasp, barely coherent, because fuck, youâre full. Like - canât think, canât breathe, forgot-Aaronâs-home-wifi-password kind of full.
(Which is annoying, because you were just about to remember it. It was something long and unnecessarily specific, like JHotchnerILoveAmerica65 or JackRules2012.)
(AHotchnerNet_3G_guest_home_office?)
(QuanticoSecure_LinkV2?) Nope. Thatâs the Bureau one. (You may or may not have shamelessly stolen their bandwidth to watch YouTube videos in his office the first time you visited - sitting on that black leather guest chair, legs swinging, waiting for him to come out of some high-stakes consult.)
(Ugh, come on, you almost had it. Itâs the one with the weird numbers⊠Jackâs birthday? No, that was the old one, the one you used to mooch off before he got weird about network security after that article in The Atlantic.)
(Was it Hotchner_Home_8347_SECURE_VPNLOCKED? Or was that the printer? What was it?)
(Wait - is he 7.5 inches? 8? 8.5?! Feels like that but youâre way too biased.)
âOh fuck-â Your nails bite into the solid curve of his bicep, your back arches on instinct - no thought involved, just muscle memory screaming yes, like that, and your body goes soft over his, melting like heatâs finally overtaken every vertebrae youâve got.
Boneless. Useless. Yours now comes with a floppy warranty.
He notices, so he wraps his other arm tight around your waist, keeping you upright. âYes, honey? You like that? Is that what youâre trying to say? Or-.â A sharper thrust. âDo you need me to go harder already?â
Not accepting your whimper as an answer, he goes harder anyway.
White-hot static floods your brain, sparking behind your eyes. You lose track of sound, of sense, of everything but the slap-slap-slap of skin on skin, that becomes even louder than the creaky-ass wooden antique bedframe Aaron refuses to replace.
(Yes, it was expensive. Yes, he insists itâs historical. Yes, itâs probably haunted. No, you do not care. Louis XIV himself could rise from the dead and tell you itâs a collectorâs piece, youâre still letting Aaron split you in half on it.)
âDo you feel it?â he asks.
You know what he means. Doesnât even need to say it.
Especially when his hand tightens just that little bit more around your throat - enough to blur the edges, enough to make your cunt flutter in a grateful little thank you because that was literally what you were about to beg for and this man just read your goddamn mind and saved you the humiliation-
âWell- itâs- fuck yes, right th- itâs kind of impossible not to, isnât it?â
Wrong answer, apparently.
Because it earns you exactly zero gold stars and a one-way ticket to being shoved face-first into the mattress, his palm flat on your back.
(Or maybe heâs just decided he wonât be satisfied until youâre properly, thoroughly, professionally fucked dumb, until the only thing your brain can process, let alone say, is his name.)
âLift your hips,â he instructs.
âWhat-â
âJust do it.â
You do. Of course you do. Because you are weak and unprincipled and you like it when he uses his dad voice.
(Sorry, framed Jack. Not your dad dad. Like- authority figure dad. Weird to explain. Just- sorry Jack.)
He reaches for the pillow from his side of the bed (naughty⊠part of you hopes he doesnât bother changing the case afterward, just so he can fall asleep every night wrapped in the scent of your sex⊠but then again, youâre talking about Aaron, so he'll probably sanitize it twice and iron it back into place) and slides it beneath your stomach.
âThere. Better angle for your back,â he mutters.
âAre you fucking kidding me⊠oh fuck- my back?â You try to mock him, but all you can think is that this stupid orthopedic pillow just shoved him even deeper.
Heâs drilling into you so hard, so fucking perfectly, that all you can focus on is how thick he is - how every goddamn ridge, every pulsing vein, every inch of him is dragging against your walls and hitting your spot every single time.
Somehow, youâre still not used to how deep he gets. Still not over the fact that he fits like this, that he fucks like this. That heâs that deep. That much.
You start thinking you should give him a little plaque.
A nice, shiny, brassy âDeepest Stroke Award: Best Dick 2012â kind of thing. Stick it right next to his Bureau commendations so everyone that steps into his office knows heâs that good.
So good that as he angles himself even better (you didnât even know that was possible), you donât even hear the bedframe anymore.
(Which is convenient, because next time he wakes you up at 3 a.m. - all apologetic and sleepy and sweet, muttering âsorry, sweetheart, I just need to turn over, please go back to sleepâ while trying not to make it creak - youâre gonna tell him to just flip you over and fuck you like this until you both go deaf. Sleep like babies. Problem solved.)
Youâre gasping, whimpering, face buried in the mattress, fingers curled so tight in the sheets they might tear, and Aaron has the audacity -the actual fucking balls (which, by the way, are slapping against your clit with every thrust and fuck, they feel incredible⊠justice for balls, truly) - to tut at you.
âSweetheart, youâre collapsing your shoulders again, try to pull them back. Keep the neck long.â
You try to lift yourself. You really do. But your arms are jelly, your spineâs gone to hell, and your entire body is preoccupied with coming apart on his cock.
Still, his big, warm hand spreads flat over the center of your back as he straightens you out. âCome on, sweetheart. Donât make me correct your posture and fuck you⊠engage here.â
(Which is ironic. Because right now? Heâs doing both flawlessly.)
âTrying,â you pant.
âOh, I can see youâre trying,â he mutters, and somehow itâs affectionate and condescending and it should make you furious but instead your cunt clenches yet again like it wants to say thank you, sir.
He shifts his hips and pushes in deeper, angling just right and you see white.
Just white. No thoughts. No gods. No laws. Just the smug chuckle he lets out as your mouth drops open and a sound escapes that isnât even a word anymore.
âPoor thing,â he coos as his pretentious mouth brushes your spine. âClenching around me like that and still trying to impress me with your form. You canât even hold yourself up, sweetheart. Thatâs adorable.â
âWhy do you have to be such an asshole? Canât you just say one of those stupid cheesy things you tell me all the other times?â
He kisses your shoulder. âBecause for some reason,â he murmurs, lazy and devastating, âwe both know why this turns you on more.â
Itâs because you watch too much porn when heâs away. Thatâs what it is. Thatâs the problem. You look for the perfect video, scrolling through every possible variation of "older man, authoritative voice, hairy chest, forehead lines, kind of sad but knows how to eat pussy."
Trying to find a man with his exact nose. His exact voice. His exact cock.
But you never find it. You never find him.
And youâre too chickenshit to ask him to just send you a video of himself fucking his fist - because heâs probably doing something more important, like saving Gotham or shooting an active shooter - and you donât want to be the reason he gets sidetracked while stroking his lenght in a government office. (âŠThough, the idea is⊠not bad.)
So instead, you settle. Again.
You open one of those copy-paste porn videos made for men who think women are doormats with vocal fry, and let it play. Same limp dialogue. Same dead-eyed expressions. Same choreographed humiliation kink that somehow makes you feel like the one being punished.
And still, it doesnât work. Because Aaron Hotchner has fucked up your brain chemistry to such a degree that other men just donât do it anymore. You slap the laptop shut to end up staring at that blurry pic you took of him coaching Jackâs football game. (Sorry, Jack.)
Heâs just in a bland T-shirt. Biceps hulking under cotton. Arms crossed. Whistle hanging from his neck like heâs about to say something inspirational and slightly disappointed.
Thatâs the reason.
(...Or maybe itâs just that nothing on this godforsaken Earth turns you on more than when he tells you what to do - precisely how to take it, exactly how to behave - even though youâve spent an embarrassing amount of mental energy convincing yourself that enjoying that somehow makes you less of a feminist, like Simone de Beauvoirâs going to rise from the grave and revoke your womanhood because you like being manhandled by a man in overpriced pajamas.)
(Yeah⊠itâs definitely because you watch way too much porn.)
âI donât know what youâre talking about,â you lie.
âWhatever helps you sleep at night, sweetheart,â he murmurs, his hand sliding back up to your throat, palm pressing lightly, thumb stroking under your jaw as you try to mumble something broken and vowel-heavy that youâre pretty sure started as his name. âOhâŠâ Aaron chuckles, putting two and two together. âSo this is what you want?â
âHnnghâŠâ you try, but he slaps your ass. (You swear to God, the next time he walks in front of you on a staircase, youâre smacking him. Right there. Mid-step. He will be humbled. You will have your revenge.) âYes. Yes. Just- just stay there.â
âHere where?â
âShut up.â
Another slap.
Another involuntary moan. (Still. Stairs, Hotchner.)
âNo, but seriously - your back. You sit like shit. You fuck like a dream, but Jesus, Iâm gonna send you to physical therapy myself if you keep collapsing your shoulders like that.â
You whimper into the pillow. Your clitâs caught between the pillow and your cunt clenches hard, slick dripping down your thighs, and you donât know if youâre closer because of the way heâs choking you or the fact that he just corrected your posture.
âCould you â fuck â could you just talk more?â (There it is. Your final shred of dignity. Cashed. Spent. Gone.)
He hums behind you. âOh, now you want feedback?â Then he leans down, and suddenly youâre wearing him â coarse salt-and-pepper chest hair scraping your slick back, the full weight of him pushing you down as his cock punches so deep into you, you have to roll your eyes back.
âYou want me to tell you how fucking good you feel?â he grits, hips picking up pace, snapping harder now.
Youâre not really in the conditions to answer.
Your mouth is open but your brain has blue-screened, locked in a loop of oh my God oh my God oh my fuc-
âGod, look at you,â he groans, almost in disbelief, hand splaying across your upper back to keep you down, to stop your writhing. âMaking a mess all over my cock. Youâre dripping. Absolutely soaking me.â
And oh⊠you feel it.
The soaked patch youâve been leaving on the pyjama pants he didnât even bother taking off - just shoved down far enough to fuck you properly - slapping wetly against your skin every time he drives in.
(Youâre naked. Heâs half-dressed. Fully dressed, actuallyâŠ)
âYouâre doing so well, sweetheart,â he huffs, and oh - his voice cracks. Heâs close. Good. (Thatâs so hot.) âTaking me so well. Still gripping me like itâs the first time. Letting me fuck you this- this deep- Jesus Christ-â (Amen.) âI can feel every goddamn pulse-â
His hand slides from your spine to your throat - tightens just enough to send your body into full siren-mode panic, only to twist it into white-hot bliss a second later.
And then the other sneaks between your thighs, fingers already soaked in you, finding your clit like heâs done it a thousand times (youâre still in the double digits) and starts circling. . Fast. Messy. Precise.
The kind of perfect that short-circuits thought. That makes your jaw go slack. That makes your breath catch on the edge of something that isnât quite a moan, or a cry, or-
It almost slips out.
That thing.
The three-word, soul-ruining thing people only say when theyâre either very brave or very stupid. And right now, with his fingers rubbing you and his cock still buried so deep it feels like belonging, youâre dangerously close to being both.
âF-fuck, Aaron-â
âIâve got you. Let go, sweetheart.â
And you do.
You break. Your thighs tremble, your back arches involuntarily (and Aaronâs too far gone to lecture you about spinal integrity now), and your moan turns guttural and ugly as your orgasm crashes through you - pulling his name from your throat
You clamp down so hard around him he curses, jaw clenched, hips jerking once, twice, then heâs there too.
Hot, deep, choking on his breath as he thrusts into the tight clutch of your pulsing cunt, burying himself to the hilt, spilling inside you in rough, thick spurts that have your body jolting again from the aftershocks.
He groans into your shoulder, mouth open, teeth grazing skin, hips still twitching through the aftershocks - every helpless pulse of him inside you dragging another ripple of heat down your spine, through your thighs, and eventually, shamefully, down onto the sheets.
He doesnât pull out.
Doesnât move, really, except to press his chest tighter against your back, as if heâs trying to stay in your skin. Like if he lets go, something might slip - out of him, out of you, out of whatever the hell this is.
His breathing is still a bit ragged, hot and damp against your shoulder, and you feel his lips brush there, once, then again - barely a kiss, just contact.
Just reassurance. Just him not knowing how else to say I needed that. Instead itâs just words not meant to be heard - just soft, scattered nothings that donât quite form sentences, all of them pressed into your skin.
"You're okay,"
"Got you,"
"So good, baby..."
Over and over. Sweet. Ruined. Honest.
Your chest hurts.
Because he means it.
Heâs not thinking about it, heâs just being. And itâs the most terrifyingly beautiful thing heâs ever done to you. You need to ruin it.
âFUCK, that was incredible. Where did you keep all of that?!â
He pauses. You can feel him trying not to laugh.
You roll onto your side, gasping. âNo, like, WOW. Wow wow wow, Aaron. Wow. Who are you? What was that? Have you been holding out? Were you possessed? Should I call someone? Is there a hotline?â
You watch the faint blush creep across his cheek as he pushes up onto his elbows, runs a hand through his post-sex hair (sexier than pre-sex hair, somehow), and exhales the most exasperatedly fond sound youâve ever heard.
âPlease donât call anyone.â
These moments - when he completely misses a joke that any normal adult would clock instantly - really do make you want to climb him like a tree all over again.
But what really gets you? What sets your neurons on fire and your soul on its knees?
The phenomenon - still unstudied, tragically overlooked by science - in which post-sex Aaron becomes the most meticulous, terrifyingly competent man alive.
He doesnât hesitate. Just materializes a warm cloth from nowhere (possibly interdimensional?), cleans you up with it, straightens the sheets, fluffs the pillows, and tucks you in.
You donât even know when he grabbed his glasses, but suddenly theyâre on his face and youâre on his chest, half-sitting, draped over him.
You might feel shame for being so clingy if he ever said anything about it. But he never does. Not even a snide little quip. Just those small, fond huffs that suggest heâs mostly annoyed at himself for enjoying this so much.
Or, like now, he reaches calmly into his go-bag and pulls out what is undeniably the driest, dustiest, most textbook-looking book you've ever seen in your life.
âSorry,â he says, settling back against the headboard. âIâve just got a few chapters left⊠do you want to pretend to be reading with me?â
Wise choice of words, Agent Hotchner.
Because what you really want is to drown yourself in his pheromones and rub your cheek on his chest hair until your responsibilities disintegrate.
âWearing those,â you sigh dreamily, eyeing the glasses, the page, the stupid peaceful look on his face, âyou can do anything youâd like.â
He shakes his head - fond. Touched.
Probably regretting all his life choices, but not enough to stop.
He flips open the tome, rests it against one bent knee, and starts reading. His finger glides up to his lips every time he turns a page, like heâs savoring each one. Every now and then, he adjusts his glasses.
You watch in awe.
Reverence.
âŠHorniness.
So you just keep kissing him. Aimless, endless little things - his jaw, his neck, his shoulder, the back of his ear - any patch of skin within a lazy head-turn radius gets worshipped.
âWow. Wow wow. Aaron. Wow. Wowowowowow.â
He doesnât even flinch.
Just keeps reading, completely unbothered.
Occasionally hums.
If youâre lucky, he presses a kiss into your hair or the side of your temple - never rushed, always lingering, like heâs sealing something in.
Or if he just does that because heâs an old fuck and thatâs how they taught knights to kiss their trembling maidens back in the 1500s.
He looks so⊠peaceful. Way too peaceful.
Which is immediately suspicious.
You open your mouth, just about to ask, âCan we do it again?â when, without even glancing up from the page, he slides the hand resting on your waist down.
Dips straight into your PJ pants, then your underwear.
Your mouth falls open. Nothing comes out.
Not even the question. Heâs already answered it.
He exhales through his nose - completely unbothered - as his index finger starts stroking your clit in the slowest lazy little patterns.
Like fingering you under a blanket mid-biography is just his evening chore before tea and chapter seven. Like heâs got all night. (He probably does.)
(You canât even moan yet. Youâre too busy trying to process the fact that heâs still reading.)
And then, instead of simply licking a finger to turn the page like a normal person, he brings two of those thick fingers to his mouth.
He sucks on them, eyes still fixed on the text, lips closed around his fingers as he coats them in spit. And without ever lifting his gaze, he sinks them deep into you - curling just enough to make your thighs tense around him.
âYou think I donât know the real reason youâre always staring at my hands?â
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