#flcmes

    “ you know, ” peter begins, in a tone that suggests he’s gearing up for a complaint of epic proportions.  he holds a wadded up ball of tissue under what’s left of a once-impressive nosebleed.  “ i can jump off a building, no problem. but i stand up too fast during allergy season, and... ”  as least the worst seems to have passed.  extremely sexy of peter, really.  “ can you imagine if that happened under the mask ??  johnny, i’d probably drown or something. ”  a certain amount of dramatics is allowable in the life of a spider-man, right ??  right.