#flatworms

There's no such thing as immortality, but planarians get awfully close. Studies have shown that flatworms are able to regenerate multiple copies of themselves when cut into pieces- including complete decapitation, where both the head and body will regrow, and regeneration from pieces as small as 1/279th of an individual's total mass. What's more, they don't display signs of aging or slowed cell regeneration as they get older. This is all thanks to the special adult stem cells, called neoblasts, which can produce every kind of cell in a planarian body.

look at these cute little fellows! they're like tiny disembodied hands! and they have the cutest crayfish-related job in the world too! wanna know what it is?

what's that?? you don't want to? fine then. I didn't want to tell you anyway

glorpiness rating: the shloog is coming

I've heard of coming out of the vore closet but-