#flatmate!liam

wait stop… cause it being actually like mega sad bc he genuinely loves u so much. like to him she’s the one person in the world who he can just be himself in front of. like he doesn’t have to try and be anything and he can be boring or annoying and he knows you’ll still love him at the end of the day so you both go to sleep and he’s genuinely crying into his pillow and ur like ‘liam?’ and he’s like ‘do you really believe i think you’re just a 😭😭 warm hole😭😭 do you really? 😭😭’ with like tears down his face and snot coming out his nose cause he’s crying so much and then being like wait no my baby…. he is so cutieful.

the best man thing. phew…. 🚬 lainey that’s so good. the idea of him telling both her and noel they’re gonna be the best man only to mug them both off lolll. and the moving back in thing too. that’s too gooooddd. her having her own place by then and he literally pretends it’s happy families in his head. like yayyy this is my house and my wife and my kid. not beating the deadbeat dad allegations tho bc patsy comes to pick lennon up after the weekend and thanks her for looking after him. she’s like this is all not liams doing. then he probably becomes a freak weirdo and is convinced if u ever got pregnant u would deffo keep the baby. so he’s like 🤔 how can i make this happen. #freak #weirdo

email me. we can’t talk here. there’s layers to this 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ bc she wouldn’t care at allll if he was snogging someone else bc she’s not gonna kiss liam. like having nasty hot sex is fine but kissing is where we draw the line apparently like okay #whatdatmean. but w sex i can’t tell if reader would be mega jealous or not. not to further push the liam puppy stereotype but i feel like he just doesn’t know what to do with all this love and care he has for her so that’s how they start sleeping together so i think she’d be sad if he did it w anyone else. but also probably not bc at the end of the day liams still coming home and making dinner w her and sitting on the bathroom floor talking to her while she has a bath and stuff. much to think abt. me talking to the voices in my head: okay congress let’s get this discussion started!

and the awkward shuffling as he pulls u on top of him and then of course not using a condom bc i don’t think they ever would. like they would w other ppl but not together. and getting on top of him and having to just rock back and forth kinda like dry humping w him inside cause otherwise water gets all over the floor. and there’s just the sound of the water lapping against the side and both ur heavy breathing and the little squeaks of pleasure. okay whatever. like i’m normal.

listen this is so good actually. the throwing his jacket rolling his sleeves up 😭😭 being like 'cmon then!!! this is it!!! im finally gonna have a scrap with ya!!! i know you've wanted to!!!' and her boyf rlly has no clue at all why he's so pissed off and is like '??? okay we were having a beer two minutes ago...' and just finally hits him very casually to get him out of his face and liams nose is bleeding crying to reader inside like oh my goddddd😭😭help meeee like he used to do w noel when he was little. then u saying that's how they break up... too good. email me. pigeon courier me actually. we can't talk here. 🧘‍♀️