Pillow Talk - 02.21.13
Trying to get into my parents house on Gurley Avenue, I realized I had no key and was locked out. For some reason I had a small animal sidekick, but don't remember what it looked like. As I make my way to the corner or Abington Ave, my sidekick calls me over to an odd spot of the street. He discovers a giant hole and yells "Hey, I found a short cut!"
We make our way into the hole, but he's suddenly gone. The hole leads to inside of a hospital. Looking for an exit, I come up with the idea to pose as a janitor so I can use an employee elevator. I grab a pillow and yell "Someone needs this upstairs!"
Everyone stops to look at me (inception style), but then turns around and continues their business. I find an elevator, press the button - but the door jams because I held the pillow too far out. I pull the pillow back in and the elevator closes.
The door opens and now I'm in the Flashner's house. I walk around the living room area, Beth is following me asking me a million questions (I'm pretty sure she was flirting with me). I keep walking in circles on the main floor, with Beth in tow, when I throw the pillow on the couch and politely make my escape. I'm standing on their stoop when I notice 2 things:
1. The railing on their stoop is sawed in half
2. The door to my parents house (across the street) is now a slot machine, apparently I need to play it and hit 3 cherries to open the door
My alarm went off and that's all I remember.










