#flashingforfood

The other day, whilst I was on my lunch break, I got a severe craving for orange chicken. I couldn't stop thinking about it. I had to have it or I was going to go crazy. 

I had been running a couple of errands for my bosses, so I thought I'd stop on my way back to the office. Unfortunately, on the way to Panda Express, one thing led to another and I had a panic attack in a tunnel. 

So I scurried back to work without getting my orange chicken so I could cry in the bathroom for twenty minutes. 

The next day, I thought I'd try again. To my anguish and elation, I discovered there's a Panda Express like five minutes from my work.

The lunch hour rolled around and I bounced out of the office like I was Pepe Le Pew and orange chicken was my Penelope.

While pulling into a parking spot, I was so excited about getting orange chicken that I bumped into the car in the spot next to me.  

Thankfully, it was a huge truck so i just nudged the back tire a little. Upon exiting the car, I was all flustered but relieved that there was zero damage to either vehicle. 

Still discombobulated, I began my trek across the pavement to the glorious Panda Express building.

As I neared the building, a car drove by me, and a man looked at me with a strange grin across his face. 

Naturally, I assumed I looked cute that day and he was smiling in appreciation, so I gave him a bright smile in return and continued on my way

I walked up to the doors, and as I opened them, noticed a couple of men inside looking at me strangely, almost like they were trying to avoid looking at me. It was at this same moment that the cold air conditioned atmosphere inside came tumbling out at me, and I noticed something felt a little bit off.

One side of me felt drafty.

I glanced down and there staring back at me was my left boob, the "magic zone" just barely covered by my strapless bra. 

I quickly pulled my dress back up and, pretending like nothing happened, got in line because I sure as hell wasn't about to leave. I needed chicken.

I still don't know how I managed to get across the entire parking lot without realizing that I had a tit out but I sure did. 

And wouldn't you know it? After all that; I still had to pay for my food.