#flamingdoritos

HAH! Well, we’ll still have to see if it works lmao. But I currently have two whole pages of Items that need Designated Locations and so far it seems to be really helping! And every time I come across an item that I don’t have on the list, I add it. So like. I anticipate that if I’m able to get myself to keep this up, the list is gonna get longer and longer every time I have to clean my room lmao. 

Full Name: ^~//*-  , but that’s hard for humanoids to pronounce so he goes by Howard Phillips around themGender and Sexuality: Amorphous sapient plant, PansexualPronouns: He/Him because Humans respect those moreEthnicity/Species:  Nezerid, a species of shape-shifting, photosynthesizing sapient beings from a Gas Giant in the Far Edges of the galaxy.  He looks like a 350lb living Oil Slick with an arbitrary white ring he uses as a “face”.Birthplace and Birthdate: Nez-Mirdau, 167 BBY, Guilty Pleasures: Humanoid Anatomy, Self-indulgent PoetryPhobias: Starvation, Strong magnetic fieldsWhat They Would Be Famous For:  In the republic? Existing In generalWhat They Would Get Arrested For: So far: Kidnapping, sabotaging the war effort, assaulting a military officer, Theft, Fraternization, Being real creepyOC You Ship Them With:  @mazarinedrake ‘s angstbaby OC, SlateOC Most Likely To Murder Them:  IDK nobody really wants to murder him so far except maybe Tarkin?Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Obtuse Academic Research papers, Coffee Shop AUsLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Drama for the sake of dramaTalents and/or Powers:  He’s a 350-lb amorphous plant thing held together with electromagnetism, and is therefore immune to a lot of shit.  Also, he gives the BEST hugs.Why Someone Might Love Them: HE’S SO CUDDLYWhy Someone Might Hate Them: He’s a mind-bending eldritch monstrosity WHO WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT XENOSOCIOLOGYHow They Change:  Gradually learns how to cope with humanoids, comes to terms with the prospect of academic failureWhy You Love Them: HE’S A GIANT CUDDLY ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT THINKS HUMANOIDS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE CREATURES IN THE GALAXY AND A NEEEEEERD.

But being asked questions makes me feel more On The Spot than I want to feel! 

ooOOH IMMA TRY THAT! Thankies! That makes sense! 

yeah that’s pretty much what I’ve been doing too lol. Just using regular ol’ dish soap. i figure a lil bit of dish soap residue ain’t gonna kill me. 

people are weird and you and me are the only two normal human beings on earth. <3 

HAH possibly!! I’m not sure, but I think ~super legit forreal~ pizzas are cooked at hella high temps? which i think is why some kinds of pizzas need Special Pizza Ovens?? or something?? idk lolol. 

!!! true, i suppose i won’t know unless i try. transportation is a factor for me, tho, and i doubt i’ll be able to physically get myself anywhere until saturday... but i guess i’ll still call around early tomorrow and hopefully somebody will at l east have some useful info for me...