#flamesofonethousandsuns

Send me ♤ and I will write a headcanon about our muses relationship

Hakuno always somehow ends up using Ozymandias as a pillow, regardless if it’s for a nap or when they actually are in bed. He always denies doing it but it’s just something he does. 

“Oh...”

Hakuno blinked, pausing at the sight before him. He hadn’t expected to run across the pharaoh today but... Well, he couldn’t deny that he was happy to see the man. And yet there was something oddly amusing about seeing Ozymandias, as impressive as he was appearancewise, with sakura petals in his hair. 

But it was impossible to fully avoid them considering the season. Shaking his head, Hakuno made his way over to Ozymandias. It was going to be difficult to take the man seriously with little pink petals in his dark hair but the mage would try his best. 

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Considering their personalities, I would say Ozymandias is more likely.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Hakuno Hakuno Hakuno. He’s pretty much all talk.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? OzymandiasWho trashes the house? Neither, that’s not quite either of themDo either of them get physical? NoHow often do they argue/disagree? They don’t argue often but disagreements are fairly common.Who is the first to apologise? Hakuno

Sex:

Who is on top? Ozy…?Who is on the bottom? HakunoWho has the strangest desires? Any kinks?Who’s dominant in bed? Ozymandias, most likelyIs head ever in the equation? …PossiblyIf so, who is better at performing it? Considering he’s got more experience, Ozy probablyEver had sex in public? NahWho moans the most? Hakuno most likelyWho leaves the most marks? OzymandiasWho screams the loudest? Who is the more experienced of the two? Ozymandias, he was married after allDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Probably depends?Rough or soft? DependsHow long do they usually last? Is protection used? If Hakuno gets his way, yesDoes it ever get boring? NopeWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex?

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?If so, how many children do your muses want/have?Who is the favorite parent?Who is the authoritative parent?Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?Who goes to parent teacher interviews?Who changes the diapers?Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?Who spends the most time with the children?Who packs their lunch boxes?Who gives their children ‘the talk’?Who cleans up after the kids?Who worries the most?Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? HakunoWho is the little spoon? HakunoWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? OzymandiasWho struggles to keep their hands to themself?  DependsHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? An hour maybeWho gives the most kisses? HakunoWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Taking walks (probably on rooftops)Where is their favourite place to cuddle? The couch in front of the TVWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? OzymandiasHow often do they get time to themselves? Fairly often considering Hakuno lives apart from his parents, though school does get in the way

Sleeping:

Who snores? Ozy…?If both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? They share a bedIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up togetherWho talks in their sleep? NeitherWhat do they wear to bed? Hakuno tends to wear a loose shirt and his underwear. Ozymandias wears whatever he wantsAre either of your muses insomniacs? Both can be, if they’re being especially thoughtfulCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? NopeDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Somehow they always end up tangled togetherWho wakes up with bed hair? Hakuno, it’s the worstWho wakes up first? HakunoWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Well he cooks breakfast but it’s not for eating in bedWhat is their favourite sleeping position? Hakuno on his side, Ozymandias on his backWho hogs the sheets? HakunoDo they set an alarm each night? YesCan a television be found in their bedroom? NoWho has nightmares? BothWho has ridiculous dreams? HakunoWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? It’s a war of attritionWho makes the bed? HakunoWhat time is bed time?  WheneverAny routines/rituals before bed? General hygiene stuff and locking up the houseWho’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Ozy

Work:

Who is the busiest?Who rakes in the highest income?Are any of your muses unemployed?Who takes the most sick days?Who is more likely to turn up late to work?Who sucks up to their boss?What are their jobs?Who stresses the most?Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?Are your muses financially stable?

Home:

Who does the washing? HakunoWho takes out the trash? HakunoWho does the ironing? HakunoWho does the cooking? HakunoWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Ozymandias probablyWho is messier? Hakuno, oddly enoughWho leaves the toilet roll empty?Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? HakunoWho forgets to flush the toilet?Who is the prankster around the house? Ozymandias, at timesWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?Who mows the lawn? Hakuno for the tiny bit of lawn they haveWho answers the telephone? Hakuno usually tries toWho does the vacuuming? HakunoWho does the groceries? Both since Hakuno drags Ozy withWho takes the longest to shower? OzymandiasWho spends the most time in the bathroom?

Miscellaneous:

Good Ending: Ozymandias and Hakuno become allies over the course of the Grail War. Hakuno gains more a sense of self-worth thanks to Ozymandias’ help and the two part as friends.

Bad Ending: The two are unable to reconcile their differences and that, combined with Hakuno’s stubborn nature, ends any friendship that might have formed between them. 

Catch My Muse Singing Meme

@flamesofonethousandsuns

“Oh, you-” A blush lit up the Saber’s face as she turned around, hearing a voice behind her speaking over her own.

“You heard me…?” It was a bit embarrassing to her, to have been overheard. She had been singing old hymns she had been taught as a child as she relaxed, finding herself to be bored. It had never been her intent to be listened to-In fact, she had checked to make sure the room was empty before she did. She must not have heard the Lancer enter while she was singing.