Steph: *standing in a long ass line*
Max: *walks up to Steph and grabs her hand* This is a crazy ass line.
Max: Wait... Youāre not my boyfriend.
Steph: Yeah, no shit, dumbass.
Richie, standing behind them: Youāre holding the wrong hand, Max.
Steph: Yeah, weāre sure.
Max: But I feel compelled to finish this Beanieās experience with you.
Steph: Iām not paying for you.
Max: Nevermind, Iām going back to my boyfriendā
Richie: I canāt pay, Iām broke.
Ruth, at the front of the line: Come hold my hand, Max! Iāll buy you anything you want!
Max: *goes to hold Ruthās hand* At least somebody cares about me!