#fkndyer

I’m going to go ahead and give two answers because I’m extra. The thing I like most about myself physically is my height, but I think everyone knows I love being tall. Most girls wish they were short, oh no no, being tall is the best. There’s a certain British actor who likes to refer to me as a giraffe of an actress, I think that’s a huge compliment. Mentally or emotionally or whatever, my favorite thing is my sense of humor. I think I am the funniest person alive but I’ve been told so many times that my humor is just dad jokes and dumb puns but I find myself hilarious. 

I wanna be Spider-Man. I walked up a building but could you imagine me web swinging through the streets of New York hitting high notes? I’d be named the High-Flyer and I’d be his nemesis, like a vigilante. I don’t play by the rules but I can help people when I must. We can even get Tom Hardy’s Baby Brother to come in and play like a discount Venom. Why is nobody writing this down?

Myself... No I am totally kidding. Probably the writers of DCTV, they tend to go through a lot with a massive cast like myself and many many others. How they do it and still manage to stay awake at the end of the day without a bottle of some kind of poison, that’s beyond my knowledge

This is probably the answer everyone may give but I am a hoe for the Notebook, or Marley and Me since it’s about dogs and I am massively biased since my husband starts in this one but also A Dog’s Purpose is a very big tear jerker.