#fkdsk

Man im so deep and also playing it really aro, at least for now.. I mean, i literally adopted asra on the spot, i can't go back, he's unfuckable now. (I also adopted muriel i WILL knit him some goddamn socks mark my words)

So far my game highlights have been

Me falling in love with Nadia the first i saw her but trying to play hard catch

Nadia and the game forcing me to hunt furries all day instead of doing what i was paid to do AND stealing my clothes (she finally figured out the way to get there. Furry hunt was just an elaborate scheme to get me dirty enough i had to shower)

NADIA YOUR EX-MAN PISS HUSBAND LITERALLY SEW THOSE FURSUITS STOP LYING TO YOURSELF HE'S A LOST CASE

In conclusion my boner is gone and i'm planning a revenge

Asra being absolute procrastinating mess. He does shit!! I'm not sure if he's deadly afraid of Nadia or just lazy but he absolute refuses to do anything functional besides growing succulents, trying to get in bed with me (his mOTHER!!) and leaving his pet for me after enrolling to dream college

Also his plan to lure piss zombie goat out was to flander around in bikinis and throw grapes around like that literally happened

Doctor pirate boy (cant remember his name) is complicated option like, he did buy me beer but he did fuck my son so im not sure if i can date him

Also he really did faceplant into a fountain on a whim he's not a very clever man

His sister (for some reason i was so sure it's his daughter even after finding out he has a sister, maybe im not very clevwr either) on the other hand? Amazing, bangable

Faust is the only living creature i can trust i would die for that snek

NADIA'S SISTERS ARE HOT AS FUCK I WILL MARRY AT LEAST ONE OF THEM

i just had an awkward evening of dinner out with my 2 roommates, the mom of one of them, and 3 friends (2 new, 1 I am actually bros with but haven’t seen in... forever.. so... idk) and literally it was such an awkward and quiet experience for me

my roommates are really inconsiderate these days about......well......everything.........

and like.....

being super exclusive and being insensitive about how close they are in front of me, their friends, mom,,,,,,,

and jfc man they’re just too annoying about it like we GET that you’re close friends, have tons of inside jokes and stories and references and THINGS but like,,,,, dudebros come ON i am ALSO a roommate and together with friends you know I barely know I am feeling SLIGHTLY out of place here and u don’t care!!!!! and you have told me before when i confronted you about a less drastic version of this issue but still the same issue and ur response was essentially “it wasn’t on purpose/deliberate/etc like, we just didn’t think about _____ (eg. asking you, you wanting to maybe come, etc)” like i GET that u don’t care but that’s also kinda really hurtful over time when this shite builds up and u constantly rub it in my face over and over like liz u went to carly’s room and i hear u ask her if she wanted a part of the big omelette u and ur mom were making and i was RIGHT THERE and u didn’t ask me u literally didn’t even look at me do u KNOW how hurtful shit like this can be if it happens almost daily and just chips away at feelings about u/our roommateship/ur lack of decency/politeness