#fkddk

Man im so deep and also playing it really aro, at least for now.. I mean, i literally adopted asra on the spot, i can't go back, he's unfuckable now. (I also adopted muriel i WILL knit him some goddamn socks mark my words)

So far my game highlights have been

Me falling in love with Nadia the first i saw her but trying to play hard catch

Nadia and the game forcing me to hunt furries all day instead of doing what i was paid to do AND stealing my clothes (she finally figured out the way to get there. Furry hunt was just an elaborate scheme to get me dirty enough i had to shower)

NADIA YOUR EX-MAN PISS HUSBAND LITERALLY SEW THOSE FURSUITS STOP LYING TO YOURSELF HE'S A LOST CASE

In conclusion my boner is gone and i'm planning a revenge

Asra being absolute procrastinating mess. He does shit!! I'm not sure if he's deadly afraid of Nadia or just lazy but he absolute refuses to do anything functional besides growing succulents, trying to get in bed with me (his mOTHER!!) and leaving his pet for me after enrolling to dream college

Also his plan to lure piss zombie goat out was to flander around in bikinis and throw grapes around like that literally happened

Doctor pirate boy (cant remember his name) is complicated option like, he did buy me beer but he did fuck my son so im not sure if i can date him

Also he really did faceplant into a fountain on a whim he's not a very clever man

His sister (for some reason i was so sure it's his daughter even after finding out he has a sister, maybe im not very clevwr either) on the other hand? Amazing, bangable

Faust is the only living creature i can trust i would die for that snek

NADIA'S SISTERS ARE HOT AS FUCK I WILL MARRY AT LEAST ONE OF THEM