Tonight’s Vikings episode got me like....
So. I’m only going to do the bigger parts because if I go into too much detail i’ll want to stab myself.
Here we go. (And sorry if it’s not in 100% chronological order)
So, like, Ragnar killed the dude who told him about the farm being raided and all that shit
....Aaaaannnndddd Floki blames Athelstan for the English killing the Nordics
And Porrun and Bjorn had a child!!!
Ok so like Aslaug is having nightmares
And then she was “beating” Ragnar
Athelstan with the light (@ my dad)
So like Athelstan’s Christian again???
No but like... He threw his bracelet in the ocean???
Athelstan: Imma leave I think...
Athelstan: I only care about where you go
But!!! Floki has the bracelet!!!
And now Bjorn’s gonna be a little tattle tale
Oh! Hey! Kalf! (and other random people....)
So Lagertha didn’t stab Kalf in the eye with her drinking horn or even spit on him??
Oh look Porrun wants Bjorn to sleep with another chick
Now everyone dislikes Athelstan (cept Ragnar) (@ writers)
Ok so Floki saw blood coming out of the statue
Ok now he has to kill someone???
He?? fucking???? tried to strangle Helga??
HE. MOTHER. FUCKING. KILLED. ATHELSTAN.
*Ragnar burying Athelstan*
“i don’t think your God will let me visit you in heaven” (or whatever)
OH! I almost forgot!! Bjorn slept with the lady!!!