#fizzyaps

Oh? That nightmare you had where you and everyone you loved was kidnapped by a UFO?

Hear me outs are not conventionally attractive characters, no, they're the most fucked up looking sillies that make your friends look at you with nothing but pure concern in their eyes.

General lines

(tapping lines, just a few. They're all based on the fact he's asked things because....yes.)

“Hm? Ah, did you have a question?”

“I shall give you the answers you seek.”

“Did you come for knowledge?”

“I shall always seek any knowledge that I do not know!”

“What do you wish to know?”

“Lie?... Uh, why would I do that?”

“The honest facts are all I shall say.”

“I shall never become a cookie who cries wolf without reason.”

(leveling him up with star jellies/potions!)

“I feel stronger already!”

“I forgot what these tasted like...”

“My magic feels stronger!”

“What did you do? Whatever it was I like it.”

“Why thank you, friend!”

“I, too, shall become as strong as my fellow Virtues!”

(promoting him)

“I feel my dough strengthen, thank you!”

“The magic practically dances in my jam now!”

“I feel much stronger!”

“This inspires me to make a new spell!”

“I must say, this isn't too bad...hm.”

“Wow, I feel like I was reborn!”

(Arena loading lines)

“Let's put my knowledge to the test!”

“I shall show you the light, of knowledge that is!”

“I am quite well versed in magic, wanna see?”

“If fighting is the answer you seek, then that is what I must do!”

(In battle lines)

(while using power) “This is the true power of knowledge!”

(when defeated) “Let this be... A learning experience....” or “Awh....crumbs....”

(winning lines at the end after the match)

“Knowledge wins yet again!”

“Is everyone alright? I can help the injured!”

“Let this teach you that the power of knowledge defies your feeble strength!”

“Now, now, everyone settle down!”

(loosing lines)

“Maybe I didn't know enough spells?....”

“Is this....my fault?”

“Please, allow me to do better next time..”

“Why those—agh!”

“I will use this as an opportunity to learn further....”

Cookie Chat Lines!

(introduction then the other nine levels in order)

“Oh, hello friend! How many I assist you?”

“Ah, it's you again! Hello!”

“Would you like an answer to your worries?”

“Hello again friend, would you like to chat?”

“Sometimes I too get worried about the darkness that lurks....”

“Would you like to play a game together? Perhaps chess? I'm quite good, I'll warn!”

“Ah, I've been waiting for you! It's good to see you, pal!”

“Is something troubling you? I'm all ears if so.”

“I sometimes find myself wondering about the Witches...”

“Can you stay with me when the Milk Crowns bloom?....”

(gifting)

(semi-like the gift) “Oh, it's quite nice, thank you, but you really didn't have to!”

(Loves it) “How did you know I've been wanting this? Thank you so much!”

Zany: Vanitas from TCSOV/Hanako from TBHK

Comic: Mr. Puzzles from Smg4 but far more depressed sounding :3

Minerva: Tsuchigomori from TBHK

???: Lady Nagant from MHA

Time to mope in my corner because mood swings are hitting again and I feel weirdly alone lmao

Doing some very manly things like sitting sadly in my little trash can again

I might get my wife to stop by for some free hugs and mayhaps some head pats

Guys my wife is so cool, she's so awesome, y'all never seen a cooler gal than her