Crows plot driving me mad, it's so stupid, I can't stand seeing Kaz in the oprichniki uniform, that's ridiculous, the bitch isn't even hiding his face. Oprichniki ain't your usual guards, they are the Darkling's elite guards, Iā
I kinda like Marie, can't say the same about Nadia (not negative yet, just meh).
Alina is stupid, but Jessie looks adorable. And Genya seems to agree with me. And they gave show!Alina scraps of interests and preferences, while the book one doesn't have anything, good. But she's thinking as someone privileged, so bad.
"The Queen, Her Royal Bossiness, Tatiana, has absolutely no regard for my need to sleep." Just like Alina, hm?
"I donāt mind, actually. It tends to shift the Kingās gaze in her direction. At least until nightfall." For later, cause Alina is a bitch.
š I won't commentā They are fucking SERFS! All of them! Including the Darkling!
David! They're adorable.
They. Are. Disgusting. Look, I'm trying to skip the Crows, but I can't, I can miss my Grisha.
Good for changing one (1) privileged thing about them, but you missed the new ones you created.
Okay, I'll just say it: I hate half-Shu Alina.
Not as a concept, but the way it used in the show.
That's not cute, just stupid as fuck. Alina is stupid as fuck. The same goes for Genya.
Performer looks more like Alina (later) than show!Alina.
š Husbands.
Mal is ridiculous.
How fucking convenient that it's a door with a mechanism, and not just a part of the wall, since, you know, Durasts.
ā¦after this scene you can't convince me some fivanling wasn't happening in the show.
He hates this performance, you can say it.
"Grisha and Ravkans" ą²°ā āā ā®ā ą²°
They're so cute, why is Alina so stupid? š
Zoya should bite her tongue, she's forgetting herself. Vanya and Fedya are adorable. Now help me get my hand off my face, it's so stupid.
I'm adopting Pavel and Polina. I'd kill Inej, let me kill Inej.
Again, compared to the book, this performance sucks ass.
And I HATE this blue light.
Look, she's flirting š .
Love how nice the Darkling is, but stop, please. I hate Mal's plot armor.
Poor Marie, she died for nothing. And why Genya didn't try to heal her to maybe keep her alive?
They're cute. Pavel, stop, find a fucking backup!
Hate Mal's plot armor. [2] And what's up with them pulling the weapons out of body? Stop it!
They're hot, and cute, and I'm crying. The show's end is here, I don't care.
Soā¦
"Iām trying to save you from living the rest of your life as a slave." No, the amplifier would only gave control ower powers (and even that wont work normally). And also no proof? Why would he?
"Iām trying to save you from Aleksander. He intends to expand the Fold and use it as a weapon. Thatās what he created it for in the first place." Lie. For both the books and the show, she's just lying.
"Did he? Or did he want you distracted by dreams of your future with him? Did he want you dependent on him, on his Fabrikatorās tricky little gloves?" ā¦are you fucking serious? That's just an empty accusation based on gullibility and vague slut-shaming.
"Child, Aleksander is the Black Heretic. He chose a noblemanās name to hide after he made the Fold." Soā¦?
"Look at me, girl. My son tried creating his own army with merzost. He didnāt think about the people who lived there, what such power would do to them. Turned them into the twisted, evil things that attacked you." Again, a lie for both. I don't even know what's to say, it's just a lie. In the books even Baghra saying that this was an accident.
"The volcra were men?" <<ā¦>> "And women. Children. I warned him thereād be a price." Lie, lie, lie, LIE!
"Heās had many names, served many kings, faked countless deaths, waiting for you." A lieā¦ I guess? Everyone was talking like Kirigan is the first known descendant of the Black Heretic.
"With you at his command, heāll be able to enter the Fold and weaponize it as he always planned." What he planned?
"Heāll be unstoppable. Heās had centuries to master lying to naĆÆve girls." Look šI don't know. And why didn't you help them, then, bitch?
"Did he tell you how lonely he was? Give you a glimpse of the wounded boy? He isnāt a boy at all. He is eternal. And you never stood a chance. Do you think this was just about you?" So you are. She's really just talling on herself here.
"Heās been obsessed with powerā¦ with hunting all of Morozovaās creatures. You nearly gave him the Stag." No? I mean, yeah, he was looking for the Morozova's Amplifiers, but what the fuck are you talking about?
Alina is stupid. Why are you listen this bitch who was hitting you with a stick and verbally abused you?
I want to fucking kill them. Disgusting sewer rats, who infected someone's home.
Yes, we definitely need to introduce Showling to Bookling. It's going to start out ugly, but they're gonna love each other. Hate Baghra.
