#fistbumpman

Hi Anon, yes I know someone who is going to Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday (and no, it’s not me. Like I keep saying, I live in L.A., I know a lot of people). For those who haven’t attended a taping of Kimmel, the way it works is this: If you have tickets you line up outside the main entrance, which is on Hollywood Blvd. and enter thru there. For fans who didn’t get tickets, they can still get to see the celeb by going to the back entrance, which is in an alley way where the stars arrive. Lots of fans wait there trying to get an autograph or a picture with the actors as they arrive or when they leave. Most stars will stop to say hello to their fans. I’m sure Sam will too.  

As for the shipper who will embarrassingly try to get Sam to sign a pic of the “fist bump,” or “lemon,” which Extreme Shippers still INCORRECTLY attribute to Sam...I’m sure Sam will sign them, totally clueless as to why he’s being asked to sign those. And ES, will squee, and take it as “confirmation” that Sam is acknowledging he is fist bump man and lemon man. ES may even go as far as making up the lie that Sam said that was “his” fist or “his” lemon. BUT the rest of the fandom knows the REAL fist bump man and lemon man is Cait’s ACTUAL man, her fiance, Tony 👇

I need a palate cleanser, so here’s another “Lasses, please.”