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that is the coolest sweater i have seen in my life and i want it

yeah man yeah lets chill

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I PROMISE I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY

anyway here we go

Your name and username Meaning of your url

How old are you?

Where are you from? Is it cold where you are?  Do you have freckles?  When is your birthday?  What was the last thing you drank?

Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Avenue, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Doorknob, Envelope, Drawing, Tomato, Often, Dog, February, Syrup, Leisure, About, Process, Status, Organization, Orange, Talk, Mobile, Idea, Dynasty, Renaissance, Patronize, Breakfast, Drawer, Horror, Herbs.

Which do you say?:  Chips or crisps?  Jam or jelly?  Rubbish or trash?  Elevator or lift?  Soda or pop?  Pants or trousers?  Taxi or cab?  Mobile or cell phone?

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house? What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? What do you call gym shoes? What do you call your grandparents? What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? What is the thing you change the TV channel with? Choose a book and read a passage from it. Do you think you have an accent? Be a wizard or a vampire? Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life? What is the bug that when you touch it, curls into a ball? 

What do you say to address a group of people? What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs? What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?

Would you rather: 

Have a million dollars or a million friends?  Eat a taco or a quesadilla?  Be a shark or an elephant?

Do you have a phobia? If so, do you know its scientific name? 

Read the following tongue twister: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? 

End Audio post by saying any three words you want.

OC requests!