#fishification

I think I'll draw fishmen in my two visions some other time.

Urban Farms Detroit - my one gameplay accomplishment in an otherwise storyheavy save! It has at least one perfect specimen of every plant in the game (sans the Cottage Living mushrooms of which they still have to find all).

With the Villareal mob fighting over Jacques’ succession and CyberLife being close to getting liquidated, UFD is now the most powerful still capable of action faction in the city. 

Truth be told, there could be worse overlords than a job-creating biofood company, therefore Mayor Wayne immediately greenlighted the DPD’s mission to the rooftop farm. In fact, Josh told Captain Anderson to prioritize protecting UFD in these times.

Chris and Gavin split up the moment they left the elevator. Chris autonomously went inside the building, while Gavin was unerringly homing in on Sigstein, who had just spawned and not taken a single step so far.

Gavin (internally): Chasing a deviant android through veggie patches - there’s nothing Connor can do that I couldn’t do better! Just you wait, I’ll show you all how this is done! A-ha! There the stir crazy tincan is!

Sigstein: “You guys again.” *sighs* “The rocket ship has two seats, I guess. So what’s it going to be: Join me as my hostage or fishification on the spot?”

Gavin: “You’re hereby arrested for arson, hacking, disrupting the city’s peace, attempted murder of Amadeus Stern-Phillips and attempted theft of the UFD’s rocketship!”

Gavin: “This one here? This is Tina? Oh my god, that’s gold!”

Tina: Blib blib blib!!! (Translation: ”Dipshit!”)

Gavin: “Aw, smol Tina, cutie Tina! Do you want a guppy?”

Tina: Blib? (Translation: ”Maybe...?”)

Gavin: “Of course you want one! I’ll buy you a bagful later.”

Gavin: “Jin will so love this! He wants to be a mermaid when he’s grown up, but being an actual fish is so much better! - Hey, do you think we can force Sigstein to cast that spell on Jinny without him pulling a fast one on us?”

Hank: *deep sigh*

Gavin: “Connor can persuade him, I’m sure!”

Hank: “Anyway, we need to redouble our efforts to stop Sigstein!”

Gavin: “Naturally! The sooner we reel him in, the better!”

Gavin: “You’re taking this seriously, yes?”