#first team!!

“Ladies and gentlemen, allow me, Lightning Dancer Ene, to introduce one of many teams hoping to take home the gold! They’re sneaky, they’re secretive, they could all really use some therapy! They’re the Mekakushi Dan!”

“First up is the Team Captain, the crimson NEET with an IQ of 168 and the worst luck anybody associated with the number 7 has ever had! The man who claims to make plans with 100% chance of success, he’s the failing Vocaloid artist, Shintaro Kisaragi!" @twinxmasters

"Next, she’s the actual leader of the team, but because of protagonist privileges is forced to be subservient to Shintaro for this. Even without a haircut you’d swear she was a boy, your eyes will play tricks on you as she disappears from your sight, the Kuudere teenage mother, Tsubomi Kido!" @concealingxeyes

"Then comes the green man, the boy who has goggles strapped to his jumpsuit for no explicable goddamn reason, he could dig into the deepest pit of your mind and read your ugliest thoughts, but he’s far too nice and humble for that, the walking plot device, Kousuke Seto!" @nolongerpartofthedan

"He’s impossible to live with but impossible to live without, the black-clad trickster of a thousand faces! He could be anything from you, to your mother, to the fan in your room! The edgy teen who makes fun out of the torment of others, one could call him Yuuki Terumi Jr., Shuuya Kano!” @motherdearestkanonoeden

“She’s here, but she’d prefer if you didn’t know that, the painfully shy recluse you’ve seen so many other times before! Looking into her eyes will paralyze you to the core, but not from her mesmerizing adorableness, but because she’s actually ¼ medusa! The world’s oldest cinnamon roll, Marry Kozakura!” @roseicicles

“And finally, the mature, strapping young man who is absolutely not a precocious 12-year old. The specifics of his power are more inconsistent than Naruto, but he’s good at looking from things from far away! The kid whose song got too popular for Jin’s own good, Hibiya Amamiya!” @focusingxeyes​

“And for their castle, their builders opted for functionality over aesthetics. A simple, four-tower castle with a single door on the front, leading into a modest lobby with a one-person wide corridor leading into the flag room.”