🩸My Imorral🩸
A Faust x Reader Lemon 4 Goffik Scientists Only
AN: speshul fangz 2 crowmero 4 german help even tho she keeps saying faust isnt this scary. PREPZ DONT FLAME dis is parody ok!!! Faust and reader r ADULTS he is literally centuries old. MCR ROX!!!!
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Reader Insert Way and I had long black hair with silver streaks and red tips that reached my lower back even though yesterday it only reached my shoulders. I had violet eyes like depressed amethysts and pale skin because I hated sunlight and also forgot to open the curtains.
I was wearing a black leather corset with red lace, a black miniskirt, black fishnets, black platform boots, seven silver belts and a velvet choker with a tiny test tube hanging from it. The test tube contained blood or maybe cranberry juice. Charles had labelled it FUN MYSTERY LIQUID, so nobody knew.
I was standing in Faust’s laboratory listening to My Chemical Romance on a gramophone.
A lot of preps said gramophones couldn’t play MCR.
I put up my middle finger at them sadly.
Then the laboratory door opened.
It was……
Faust!
He stood in the doorway looking extremely gothic and scientifically depressed.
His dark hair was tousled around his pale face in an edgy way, with several rebellious strands falling over his forehead because society could not control them. Behind his silver glasses, his green eyes glowed like poisonous emeralds full of sadness, intelligence and several workplace violations.
He wore a black shirt that was blacker than normal black. It had tiny silver buttons, but the top three were undone because he was rebellious against both God and sensible laboratory attire. His trousers were also black. His boots were black too and had thirteen buckles on each side even though he had never owned boots like that before.
A silver cross hung from his neck to show that he was religious, but in a dark and complicated way.
His glasses chain glittered evilly.
He looked exactly like Faust from Ikemen Vampire except more goffik.
“Yo bitch,” he said darkly. “You look kawaii.”
I gasped sexily.
“Fangz,” I replied in a depressed voice.
He walked towards me seductively while carrying a stack of laboratory records. He placed them on the table evilly, even though they were alphabetized.
“Why are you listening to My Chemical Romance in my laboratory?” he demanded romantically.
“Because I’m depressed.”
“Understandable,” he said sadly.
Then he put on Evanescence.
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AN: STOP FLAMING HE WOULD LISTEN 2 EVANESCENCE IF HE WAS REAL!!!!!
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Faust leaned against the table and folded his arms. His black sleeves stretched over his arms in a gothic and muscular way. I could tell he was very strong because he spent all day carrying heavy science books and emotional baggage.
“You have disturbed my work,” he said sexily.
“I’m sorry,” I lied flirtatiously.
“No, you aren’t.”
His green eyes became greener.
He adjusted his glasses mournfully.
Then he opened a drawer passionately and removed a clean pipette.
“This one is contaminated,” he said in a depressed voice.
“That’s hot,” I said scientifically.
“Ur so random,” Faust lol’d.
Faust frowned handsomely.
He stepped closer until I could smell his gothic scent. It was like old books, incense, chemicals, cedarwood and the inside of a Hot Topic after rain.
“You’ve been provoking me all evening,” he whispered angrily.
“So?”
“So I have decided to conduct an experiment.”
I felt my body become hot, kind of like a Bunsen burner except I wasn’t on fire because that would be medically dangerous.
Faust placed one hand beside me on the table. His fingers were long and pale and scientific. He didn’t wear gloves because he wasn’t a coward.
“Do you understand?” he asked.
“No,” I said flirtily.
“Excellent,” he replied tragically.
Then we started frenching gothically.
His mouth tasted like coffee and forbidden research funding. I grabbed his black shirt and accidentally tore off one of the evil silver buttons.
He looked down at it sadly.
“That was imported,” he said sexily.
“Sory,” I apologized seductively.
“You will be,” he replied educationally.
He kissed me again and the room spun around, even though laboratories normally remain stationary. I held onto his shoulders while several bottles fell over dramatically.
One of them exploded.
We ignored it because we were in love.
“You are intolerable,” he whispered in an upset way.
“You like it.”
“I am studying it.”
Then he put his thingy into my you-know-what.
We did it really hard and goffikly for an unspecified amount of time.
“Mein Engel,” Faust said sexily.
And then I had an organism.
It was very scientific.
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Suddenly the laboratory door flew open.
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was……
Vlad!
He was wearing a pink velvet dressing gown with little strawberries on it. Everyone stared at him.
“It was a gift,” he said coldly and embarrassedly.
Faust sat up looking annoyed and academically compromised.
“Leave,” he said lovingly.
“You are conducting indecent research on my antique laboratory table!” Vlad yelled wisely.
“It is my laboratory table.”
“It belongs to the castle.”
“I have improved it.”
Vlad looked at the broken bottles, the smoke crawling across the ceiling and one of Faust’s boots hanging from a chandelier.
“No, you haven’t,” he said sadly.
Charles appeared behind him wearing a black band shirt that said PANIC! AT THE APOTHECARY.
“Was this the private lesson?” he asked excitedly.
“GET OUT!” Faust and I shouted together romantically.
Charles gasped.
“They’re in love.”
“I am conducting research,” Faust snapped.
“Why is your boot on the chandelier?”
“The methodology was complex,” he said depressingly.
Vlad started crying tears of blood because he was so angry and gothic.
Faust gave me his black shirt, even though it no longer had all its buttons.
“Come,” he said, taking my hand emotionally.
“Where are we going?”
“My bedroom.”
“For more research?”
His green eyes flashed behind his glasses.
“No,” he said darkly. “For peer review.”
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AN: IS IT GUD???? PLZ LEAVE 5 GOOD REVOIWS OR I WONT POST CHAPTA 2 WHERE FAUST SAYS MĂśLLTRENNUNG DURING ROMANTIC SCIENCE!!!!! PREPZ WILL BE REPORTED!!!!!
