Oct 31, 2024
235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 09. calliope burns and juliette fairmont - first kill
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235 FAVORITE SHIPS OF ALL TIME (ranked by my followers) 09. calliope burns and juliette fairmont - first kill
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Apollo and Calliope went from cradling and sobbing over Theo’s dead body to finding him at family dinner.
… WHY are they not suspicious???
Monster hunting is their profession! Isn’t it actually weirder for the dead to legitimately come back to life? Because nine times out of ten, it’s actually a shapeshifter or will-o-the-wisp or some other poser, right?
WHY didn’t they tell their parents the second that “Theo” was out of earshot?! “He” is a danger to their family! There’s no reason not to tell them! There’s the opposite of reasons not to tell them!
And ok fine, you don’t have the slightest suspicion that this “Theo” is actually a monster. “He’s” totally your brother. Fine. But that means you’ve been letting your “beloved brother” suffer all of this time just because you wouldn’t suck it up and confess you were holding your brother’s corpse less than an hour ago! “Theo” is thrashing in pain and crying blood! And you still refuse to say anything!
Especially given that Calliope’s Big Backstory Failure was not recognizing the monster posing as her mom, it makes no sense for Calliope not to consider that this “Theo” is also a monster posing. After that backstory, she should be erring on the side of “everything’s a monster.”
It drives me crazy that no one in this show is showing a normal human reaction to everything that is happening around them
„Oh I saw my brother die, and suddenly he is sitting there. Alive and happy, with my family. While it was told the whole show long that monster can borrow human faces. And that he had contact with a vampire when he was little. So instead of screaming, put a stake through his heart, scream at their parents: we saw him die“ we act like nothing happened… because? The reason gets never explained apart from peppering in extra drama caused by a lack of conversation. Which is really REALLY bad storytelling.“
At first, I was excited to hear the turtle drama, but … idk how solid this is for a show this melodramatic.
Like, “your sister hates your pet turtle because the tank stinks and she maybe killed the turtle about it” would be a good foundation for sibling beef in something like Cheaper by the Dozen or Yours Mine and Ours.
Not for beef of this magnitude.
Elinor ran an entire misinformation and gaslighting campaign that got Oliver legitimately kicked out of the family and sent to Prague!
Thinking his turtle “smelled like a sewer” is not enough!
ok but the marias needle drop in the finale... that was good
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