#first five years

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Saturday Night Live : 1975-1980

I did an interview with Oregon Public Broadcast station, like NPR. This is a link to the whole episode but my segment is at the bottom under new teacher.

Saturday Night Live May 8th 1976

Saturday Night Live - Season 1

Saturday Night Live 50

"Well ah, first of all, once a month..." "Oh yes, oh yes."

"You know, you're a very, very pretty girl. Very pretty. You know, I want you to tell me something just between you and me Roseanne Rosannadanna. Are both of your things the same size?" "Check for yourself, Roseanne! I-- I promised myself and my audience... That I wouldn't lower myself to a level of the likes of you. Rectal eclipses, stuff that disappear when you put it in your fingers. I Tried to contain myself when you took me apart piece by piece in front of millions of people. But I guess I'm just not that strong." "Well, Jane, it just goes to show you, It's always something. And you know something? I thought you were a lot bigger than that."