Daddy is Helping
Once tying knots you have worked out,
You too can be a rescue scout.
To learn to tie a knot that’s strong,
You must remember this Jeffersong.
Take two ends of the rope
And rub them with a bar of soap.
Cross once, fold twice, loop a loop,
Wrap it round a hula hoop.
Make a flame from twigs or sticks
And in the flames the knot you mix.
At full moon take a beast of burden
And sacrifice that beast to Woden.
After the blessing your knot does burgeon
Seal it with some blood of virgin.
...wait, where are you going?
Scott?
SCOTT?
Do you want to earn the badge or (k)not?












