#firch

It's a hard thing to gauge. There are lines he doesn't cross with me but he has crossed the exact same lines with other people. Not sure why. I guess he thinks we're friends? I dunno. His limit is what he thinks he can get away with and how hard the person he's dissing can hit. He never said anything about psykers to long tall Jonny or whatever but was always getting stuck into princess Boone.

At least, until she whooped the stuffings out of him.

I'll leave that to tough guys like you, tough guy.

So tough, you go anonymous!

Nah. I mean I considered it, but then I started worrying she’d beat me up again.

Pussy. 

The commissar’s beatings are usually designed to hurt like hell, but not leave too much lasting injury. It’d be worth it to a true prankster.

The commissar..?

I’m talking about that doughy psyker that follows her everywhere!

She cracked half my ribs and like,three of my teeth.

Boone beat you up?

Whupped the shit outta me.

tEmPtiNg.

bUt eVEn a pSYkEr sUcH as mE shOuLd WatCh tHemSeLves a LiTTLe

iF I dO sOmeThInG thAt cONsTiTuTes miSuSe of pOwEr, I mAy lOsE sOme of thE FREEdoms I haVe cOme to eNjoY.

Plus, if you twist up his nuts again, it’s gonna be Yogapants or Bowski that has to fix them. So it’s kinda like punishing them too.

it is as ThE PoLatO foRm saYs.

I bELiEve in MoSt cAses, Mr FiRch’s BaD beHaVioUr will be ADDRessEd and coRRected bY thOse aROUnd him.  He MaY eVeN iMPrOve.I wILL meRELy obSeRve. FOr NoW.

it dePeNds on wHo he TARgeTs.

Hey, Grin! What do you think will happen if I toss mashed potatoes at the empty freak? Dodge, catch or let herself get hit?

Maybe don’t find out?

Ah, come on! I’m curious!

Oh buddy you got no idea.

I gotta keep track of everyone positions and the terrain all at once. Keep track of all codes and call signs and positions and make sure everyone knows where everything is. Enemies, other squads, variations in terrain.

I got my vox, my slates, two auspex scanners.

I have to keep track of it all and report it. Quickly. Clearly. If I have to repeat myself, the battle is as good as over. I won’t lie to you, slugger. I’m a pretty big deal.

Slightly hyperbolic.

Truth is, Firch is a very decent voxman.

I can speak more languages - but his knowledge of kants, codes and channel tuning is legitimately good.

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Nice work, pal! You’ve got some real talent for this!