#finnay

You. Fucking. LOVE your planet. You fucking love it, and your aspect, and your life, and you’re FUCKING RICH. Or at least you will be when you get to the new universe where you can spend your loot.

Of course, to do that, you’ve got actual work to do. Which is a complete drag. You constantly bemoan this fact to your consorts (cute little teal antler-beasts) as you push giant dice around your land.

Apparently there’s these big, crystal bowls (kinda like geodes) embedded in the ground all across your land, and you’ve gotta throw a die into each of them or some shit? And they’ve gotta land on the exact right number, which won’t be a problem for you. But then what?? Like fuck you’re asking your Denizen to help you, because you’ve got too much pride to ask a giant dirt noodle [aka: worm] for help, thank you very much.

You’re Finnay Thimus, the fucking Heir of Light. You can figure shit out on your own.

Except right now.

You...were really...fucking...bored.

While living in a highblood’s massive hive had very little in the way of downsides, there was only so much you could do after some time until you eventually ran out of things to occupy yourself with and got tired of seeing the same shit around you.

Hell, even flirting with Muirin didn’t seem as appealing as it usually did. At least for the moment. You might chance a stray kiss or two on the grumpy highblood in a little while, but right now you were just...too bored.

So you absentmindedly browse the internet on your husktop, feeling nothing but laziness and apathy before you click on a random link. You start reading what the site gives you, and feel a bit of interest build in your thinkpan.

It was a site for a new (and so far, highly rated) resort for highbloods. You peruse the site for a few more minutes before throwing the husktop into your sylladex and rushing out of your block to find your ‘owner’.

Finnay -> Muirin

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗 ((<- Only a 3, but Finnay’s not too picky~))(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗 ((<- Just 3 because of Finnay’s commitment issues))(hoping for a romantic relationship)

💔 Non-existent💗 Very low💗💗 A little💗💗💗 Hopeful💗💗💗💗 High💗💗💗💗💗 Maximum

Varmah -> Pahele

VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗(purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)

FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💗💗💗💗💗(how close a friend they consider them)

SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗(wanting to have sex with them)

ROMANTIC INTENT: 💗💗💗 ((<- 3 because Varmah figures Pahele would rather be with a high caste troll than settle for him.))(hoping for a romantic relationship)

Maitho: No (exibitionism/outdoors funtimes) | rather not (medical kink) | I dunno (pet play/height difference) | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Finnay: No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure (medical kink/exibitionism) | Yes (pet play/height difference) | FUCK yes (outdoors funtimes) | Oh god you don’t even know |

((lol, way to make it easy for me XD and if it wasn’t obvious, finnay’s more truthful/heartfelt answers are the ones with the strike going through them~ ;P ))

♔ - The thing my troll absolutely adores.

{(x)}Bein6 told I’m worth somethin6. Money, obvioUsly!

♕ - My troll’s plans for the future.

{(x)}Stayin6 alive, mostly? I’m not really a bi6 pictUre kinda troll.

♖ - What would my troll give their life to defend?

{(x)}MUirin. All my stUff. YoU know how lon6 it took me to steal all that loot?

♗ - A spiritual/religious belief my troll believes in.

{(x)}Nothin6 really. Reli6ioUs hoofbeast-shit is more of a clown thin6 anyway.

♘ - The place/person my troll wants to visit most.

{(x)}*cUe massive shrU6*

♙ - One person my troll wants to befriend.

{(x)}*shrU6s* Don’t really care enoU6h aboUt anybody else to wanna be friends with them.

{(x)}I mean, yoU can coUnt MUi, bUt we’re pretty solid already. Especially considerin6 how mUch of an ass the 6Uy is to other trolls.

♚ - The thing my troll absolutely does not like at all.

{(x)}Talkin6 aboUt my fUckin6 Useless, failUre of an ancestor. Other trolls takin6 my shit.

♛ -  A failed plan or goal my troll had.

{(x)}Nothin6. If I don’t plan anythin6, I don’t set myself Up for feelin6 like shit if it doesn’t work oUt. I jUst play shit by ear.

♜ - A sacrifice my troll has made for their convictions.

{(x)}*shrU6 x10* I 6ot nothin’. Never believed in somethin6 enoU6h to sacrifice anythin6 for it.

♝ - A spiritual/religious belief my troll scoffs at.

{(x)}Aaalll the reli6ioUs bUllshit! I swear, the shit the clowns come Up with nearly makes me bUst a rib from laU6hin6 so mUch sometimes!

♞ - The best place my troll has ever gotten to go.

{(x)}Hm…toU6h one. Been to a lot of fancy ass hives over the sweeps. Gotta go with MUirin’s hive, thoU6h. Nice, fancy, solid, and all I 6otta do is han6 aroUnd and wait for the 6Uy to 6et a headache! And I’ve 6ot the added bonUs of smoochin6 MUi whenever he’s not too pissy~

♟ - One person my troll can not stand interacting with.

Finnay sighs in exasperation as Muirin starts bitching out the nurse in question. The tealblood almost feels bad for her, but really, she should know better by now. Finnay was regarded as the seadweller’s property, so it was kinda obvious that he would get pissed off if she kept poking and prodding at the tealblood’s now broken arm.

How did this happen? Well…Finnay kinda tripped over his collar’s chain. And fell down the stairs. Quite a lot of stairs, too. Everyone had warned him about it too, really. They warned him about the stairs, but god forbid Finnay have the common sense to put his collar’s chain away that night.

As much as you liked being able to go and walk around in your free time, getting off Muirin's little island was always a pain in the ass. It's why you always took so long getting back the nights you do go out. The less time spent rowing along beast ridden waters, the better.