The Roll of the Dice [Sgrub AU]
You. Fucking. LOVE your planet. You fucking love it, and your aspect, and your life, and you’re FUCKING RICH. Or at least you will be when you get to the new universe where you can spend your loot.
Of course, to do that, you’ve got actual work to do. Which is a complete drag. You constantly bemoan this fact to your consorts (cute little teal antler-beasts) as you push giant dice around your land.
Apparently there’s these big, crystal bowls (kinda like geodes) embedded in the ground all across your land, and you’ve gotta throw a die into each of them or some shit? And they’ve gotta land on the exact right number, which won’t be a problem for you. But then what?? Like fuck you’re asking your Denizen to help you, because you’ve got too much pride to ask a giant dirt noodle [aka: worm] for help, thank you very much.
You’re Finnay Thimus, the fucking Heir of Light. You can figure shit out on your own.
Except right now.
Because you’re bailing on this lame quest to flutter over (with your sick-ass wings~) to Ludous’ land. Why visit that asshole? To steal from him, obviously. The shitstain’s got marble all over his land, so the fucker’s got no right to be so damn greedy over it.












