You didn't know what she meant by "sponsor my shopping day", so you asked her.
"Basically, I lead you around while I shop, and you pay for everything," she explained.
You were uncertain. Isn't that just a date? Don't I get something in return? As you mulled it over, she interrupted your thoughts.
"Either agree to sponsor my shopping right now or never see me again." She smiled as she delivered the ultimatum. She knew she had you.
"Yes, I'll do it," you said.
She brought you to a lingerie store, where she selected several items. "Is this your boyfriend?" the clerk asked.
"No, god no! He's just a friend," she replied.
She selected a turquoise bralette: $385.
A black satin bra and panty set: $200.
Total: $585. You paid without question, while she and the cashier joked about how you were her "little loser friend."
Then it was off to a dress shop. A sleeveless yellow sun dress set you back another $215. How could such a small garment be so expensive?
A matching handbag, $85. When will it end?
"You're just a good pay piggy," she cooed. Her angelic voice kept you enthralled under her spell.
You were down $885. How much more would it be?
She brought you to a shoe store next. White corset heels. "How much are they?" you asked with trepidation.
"Address me properly, and I'll tell you."
"How much are the shoes, my Goddess?"
She laughed. "You're cute. Let's go the register."
The shoes were rung up. $600. This was unacceptable! Did this bitch really think she could rinse you of all this money? You were about to storm off, when she brushed her hand on your arm. "Please, I really want them. They look so cute! And if you buy them, you'll get to see me again!"
You paid. Of course you paid. You're a beta loser, desperate for attention from a woman, no matter the cost.
"Don't forget to thank me, pay piggy."
You thanked her. She gave you a peck on the cheek.
A car pulled up.
"Well, this is my boyfriend. You've been a good pay piggy, so I'll let you take me shopping again next week."
She disappeared into his car and was gone. You had just spent $1,485 on her. You went home and edged yourself silly to her pictures on social media. Next week, when she invited you to go shopping again, you were powerless to resist.
