send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[text] lose my number you fucking weirdo. if you don’t stop i’m going to call the cops.

[text] shit! sorry viv!! that was definitely not for you. my bad!

[text] that’s it. i’m quitting tinder.

send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[text] do you kNOW what’s better than b OYs?

[text] tequila. tequiila is bet eer than boyss!

send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

⁇ for a DRUNK text

NEW LIFE GOAL

BECOME A SQUIRREL

# for a RANDOM text

Chicklet has imprinted on me help

It’s following me everywhere and it’s weird having one watch you as you pee

% for a CURIOUS text

Do you bathe in the blood of babies?