#final!

so upcoming fics are:

- TSWAC part 6: february 5

- The Terrible Half-Truths of the Undead King: february 28

i’m also gonna be revamping TSFAWC’s part layouts so it’ll be all pretty >.<!!

The rules of the fight:

They are unarmed, shirtless, and have had the equivalent of two shots (everyone, elves and men, equally inebriated)

Currently the parking lot contains: one broken beer bottle, many cigarette butts, six sewer rats, discarded curly fries, a big stick, Finwë's gorgeous Noldorin jewels, angrist, Azaghal's dwarven tools, Eldacar's crown, Thingol's nauglamir, Earendil's silmaril, Fingolfin's crown, and Angrod's cigarette lighter, Maglor's music notes, and Turgon's kingly orb, Tuor's shipbuilding tools, and Ecthelion's sparkling silver flute, Turin's dragon-helm, Feanor's red-plumed helmet, Maeglin's forge tools, Aredhel's white cloak, Haleth's spear, Elrond's hotel manager ID card, Finrod's silver crown, Idril's tunnel-digging implements, and Galadriel's mirror basin thingy.

Victory is declared once one person surrenders, dies, is knocked out, or flees the scene.

FINAL ROUND!!

Notes:

Morwen has scored a decisive victory against Beren. She comes into the fight grimly determined and unharmed.

“Whatever this ones a winning ticket”

Family start celebrating…

The flashing lights never faze me

Quinn Leone - Beauty - Stunning -  Finalist - Winner?