I’m imagining this whole thing as college AU with student Tachy and his retired military amica
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:
Firewall like, never sleeps so I guess him
Who’s the one to make breakfast::
Well Firewall would try, but he would probably burn it so he stopped trying and he just waits for Tachy.
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:
Firewall totally would. Like if he went out to get breakfast and brought it back before Tachy woke up.
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:
My first thought was Tachy, but I actually think Firewall would know a lot of good movies to watch, so Tachy lets firewall choose.
Who initiates kissing during the movie, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:
Tachy! Also it means he can be sure that Firewall actually eats.
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:
both of them do this. Eventually they gave up and just stopped getting separate plates when they order out.
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:
Firewall. He always gets a nice nap after eating, and Tachy is a pillow.
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:
Tachy is very distracting. silly thing.
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:
Tachy. His amica is so cute because he smiles when he eats sweets.
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:
...yeah that’s Tachy again lol
Firewall can’t really cook, so that’s up to Tachy too, but they probably just order out a lot. But Tachy cooking and Firewall quizzing him on school stuff is p cute
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:
Firewall does, because that’s only fair. Also he likes to keep a very clean house
Who stays up until 2 reading:
Firewall. Insomnia is a bitch.
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:
Tachy, totally. Firewall is so cute when he actually is asleep and his face is relaxed.
Who kisses their partner while they sleep:
NOT Tachy because they made that mistake once and Firewall woke up in a panic. but firewall probably gives Tachy’s forehead little kisses.
