Bag of Cans (Norwich, England) "We Are A Band" is their debut album on Fierce Panda (London). I've neither heard of the band or the label, but all three songs currently available on Bandcamp are great.
"Pub Money" sounds like Parquet Courts, while "Hostage at the Dinner Table" and "Sorry Mum That I Was Hungover This Christmas" alternately sound like Gorky's Zygotic Mynci or Race Horses. The Bandcamp page mentions that they borrowed from Dingus Khan and Blur.
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This is a compilation of several British bands who have worked with the Fierce Panda record label over the span of their first ten years. The track listing is pretty lengthy - 20 tracks that span over 75 minutes - with bands like Supergrass, Coldplay and Keane catching my eye. I’ve been excited to check this CD out for a while. Given the length, I’ve decided to review it in two parts, or “sides” - much like a vinyl record.
I have to mention before we get started, though - this compilation has been a pain to review. This CD had a track list on the back of the jewel case, but the metadata for each track is completely wrong - it turns out there’s an American track listing and a British track listing, and my copy had the latter with the metadata of the former. I’m very tired, and not in a particularly good mood - but regardless, I’ve tackled the first half of this compilation, and my thoughts are under the cut.Â
I’ll be frank - so far, I’m not a big fan of this release. Not necessarily because I dislike the artists, though I haven’t heard many songs I’ve liked, but because I feel like it might suffer from the “loudness war”.
The term “loudness war”, for those who aren’t aware, is a term regarding the artificial inflation of an album’s volume - making something sound louder in post for any number of reasons. Probably because people regard loud music as being better, or clearer to listen to, or commanding more attention. I dunno, it’s probably some corporate line. It was a growing trend in the late 90′s, and persisted throughout the 00′s - though according to Wikipedia, it’s been a point of contention for longer. The consequences of this practice can include audio clipping and distortion, which are both major issues with these first ten tracks.
I made the connection on the second track of the album, Supergrass’ “Caught By the Fuzz”. While I don’t think it’s a particularly good song to begin with, there’s a clear discrepancy between this MP3 and the official single + music video on Youtube. The singer’s voice is harder to make out on the compilation version, to the point of mild distortion behind the (not particularly great in the first place) instrumentation, and it makes a bad song even worse. Honestly, the previous track wasn’t the best either (Ash’s “Punkboy”), but it should still have a particularly clean sound.
This issue persists across every song I listened to on this half of the release, whether I liked it or not. The Bluetones’ song “No. 11″? It was passable, but it was unnecessarily loud and dubious in audio quality. Placebo’s “Bruise Pristine”? Kinda mediocre, at least to me, but it could have at least had better sound quality. It got to the point where I managed to find a song I well and truly enjoyed - Embrace’s “All You Good Good People” - and I listened to it again on youtube to give it the attention it deserved.
Of the songs I’ve listened to so far, I only particularly like two of them - the aforementioned Embrace song, and the Seafood song “Porchlight”. The singer of “Porchlight” really did the song justice - his vocal range and the sound of his voice fit the lyrics he was singing, and he had skill when it came to singing. He wasn’t afraid to go for some ambitious notes, and he hit them really well. You’d think the repeated chorus line “there’s a house on the lake” would get repetitive and annoying, but this guy manages to pull it off - I really liked this song, in comparison to the rest of the album but also on its own merits.
I liked 3 Colours Red for what it was - it was a fairly well-made heavy rock song, though I wasn’t so hot on the tempo of the thing, and I kinda-sorta enjoyed what I interpreted as a bit of a Blink-182 influence on the song “Chandelier” by Idlewild? Aside from that, I was a bit let down. I’d love to say it was due to personal bias, considering how annoyed I was at the hoops I ended up jumping through to get this review on the road, but I genuinely went into these songs hoping for something awesome and mostly came out of them empty-handed.
I started to lose hope with Kenickie’s song “Come Out 2nite”. I’ll be frank - I didn’t think I’d like the song based on its name. I was surprised when the vocalist turned out to be a woman, only because every other vocalist before this track - and every vocalist after it - was male, but it didn’t ensure the quality of the track. It’s just sort of slow and sloppy as a song, and combine that with the pre-existing clipping and distortion issues, and you have a song that lowers the bar beyond the point you were hoping it’d reach.
But nothing compares to the Low Fidelity Allstars’ song “Diamonds are Forever”. I don’t know if it’s a cover of the James Bond theme from the movie of the same name, or a remix, or what - there’s a roboticised text-to-speech voice that calls it a remix - but it is awful. Absolutely terrible on all accounts. There’s an ongoing droning note throughout the entire song, which plays as a singer talk-sings through a couple of completely uninteresting and banal sentences, and as snippets of what I assume are another song play over it later on. I have never disliked a song that I’ve covered on this blog more than I disliked this one.
Okay. I’m tired, I’m not in the best mood right now and I’ve covered half of this album. I’m going to take a break, maybe take a nap, and come back later for “Side B” of this anthology. It has Coldplay, Death Cab For Cutie and Keane on it, so my hopes are high - Coldplay gets a bad rap, but they’re got a couple of alright singles.
That’s right! Burned As Witches, the side project of Ash drummer Rick McMurray, has released a banging new single entitled “Hold Your Nerve.” It’s from the forthcoming self-titled album due out April 17. For tour dates and to sign up for the mailing list, visit the Burned As Witches website. The video, directed by Anthony Neale, is a fun one with Ash’s Mark Hamilton as “The Reaper Cop.”
Fierce Panda's Recording of WIBBLING RIVALRY by Oas*s
Pandamonium! How (Not) to Run a Record Label by Simon Williams
Chapter 12: GULP
In true hapless Fierce Panda style, if I'd had my way, our most infamous release would never have happened. Sound City, Glasgow 1994. Midnight chaos at the Forte Crest Hotel bar. Bands and journalists and press officers and hangers-on everywhere, drinking and puffing and drugging up. I'm gabbling to Karl Hyde from Underworld after their heroically haphazard headline set when Karl Hyde from Underworld after their heroically haphazard headline set when John Harris appears through the schmoozy fug. He's come up to interview Oasis, who themselves are appearing at Sound City, for the NME front cover. Mad for it. Only trouble is, we've only just put Oasis on the front cover.
It was the one I did, with the snap of Liam from Oasis standing in the Oasis bar in Newport. It was part of an on-the-road trip taking in Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms, Newport TJs and, for me, the added bonus of Derby Victoria Inn. Their first proper tour with the buzz building and the dates selling out. Just the band: no roadies, no tour manager, no hangers-on, just five blokes in a mini-bus. Nice blokes. Very efficient, very polite. At breakfast the morning after the TJs show they are suffering, but it's Guigsy and Bonehead who entertain, acting the hungover clowns while everyone else looks on, laughing through the lager fumes. Cool. Mad for it.
Over that same south Wales breakfast in Newport, they slightly kidnapped me and took me with them to Derby Victoria Inn, the five blokes and one journo in the mini-bus. Bonehead was driving. Leastways, he was when he wasn't stage-diving into the back of the van in the middle of a motorway traffic jam. Our road trip ended with drinking supersonic gin and tonics with Noel in the bar of the Brittania Hotel back home in Manchester. It was quite the journey.
Now we were interviewing them again? This was proper journo madness, publishing overkill - the worst thing you can do with a new band is over-write about them - you overwhelm the readership and sicken them. Then they won't believe the hype.
Now we had to cover our furry legal arses as much as possible. There is no direct reference to the band - the release is by Oas*s, the front image is of the Kray Twins. Classic Fierce Panda cover. The title, 'Wibbling Rivalry', is a great bit of punnery on sibling rivalry and a nod to the Gallaghers' very bothered brotherhood. The 7-inch had a Liam side and a Noel side. Sue us if you dare. Took a deep breath, sodded off to a nice beach in the Cyclades, but not before I bumped into Noel Gallagher sitting in the Xfm green room.
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Fierce Panda's Recording of WIBBLING RIVALRY by Oas*s
Pandamonium! How (Not) to Run a Record Label by Simon Williams Chapter 12: GULP
Words were shouted by me to John. Words were shouted back by John to me. John duly interviewed Liam and Noel. It would be the last time they would ever be interviewed together for the press. They basically had a massive mother-fucking fight on tape. Swear words were shouted. Swear words were shouted back. Turns out John and I had an argument about doing an interview that was going to turn into one of the most famous arguments in the history of rock 'n' roll.
John knew he had solid cassette gold. Back on the South Bank, he played the interview in its entirety to the whole NME office. Everyone was aghast, enraptured, howling, howling, howling as Liam and Noel traded insults in a Glasgow hotel room. We hadn't had this much fun since Frank Sidebottom read out the football results. It was our generation's Troggs tape. Oasis were back on the front cover of the NME. Word spread.
'This should be properly released,' someone said, fatefully.
If only we knew someone who put out records.
Oh, hang on a minute . . .
At this point I would like to say that, as debonair reprobates, we sallied forth into the release-o-phere with nary a carey in the world. Truth is: we were as scared as the Postcard Records drumming cat. We had what I considered to be a decent relationship with the Oasis team at Creation Records, but Creation went through Sony, so this had the potential to go seriously legally awry. It took quite a while for us to convince ourselves to put it out, let alone anyone else. Over a year, in fact.
In the end, between the three of us - Ian Damaged, John and myself - we decided to go for it. Cross your fingers and hope to die. We carefully listened to the tape and worked out the most coherent chunks of profanity and pithy points of debate. Then we took it off to a top-secret radio producer man who fed it into a computer and trimmed it down to fourteen minutes of verbal mayhem.
Pandamonium! How NOT To Run A Record Label by Simon Williams [the very same NME writer who wrote the fucking delightful June 1994 feature on Oasis 'THOSE WINDOWS ARE SAYING THROW A CHAIR THROUGH ME' and then later published Wibbling Rivalry in 1995 on his label Fierce Panda]
Consumables — Infinite Games (We Are Time/Fierce Panda)
Photo by Gannon Padgett
“A finite game is played for the purpose of winning, an infinite game for the purpose of continuing the play.”
 James P. Carse, Finite and Infinite Games: A Vision of Life as Play and Possibility
Razor-cut licks, shout-along choruses and surprising bouts of vulnerability — this new project produced and co-written by Ben Hozie shares much with his other outfit, Bodega. The band, formed around the dual guitars of frontman Kyle crew and Dylan Joyce, bassist Miles Fox and Hector Guillen on drums sweetens mayhem with a touch of melody. A sax floats through, blearily, as the beat clatters on and guitars ping and carom off one another. It comments acerbically but with heart on modern life, reaching an anthemic fever pitch on the late-album title track. “I feel limitless,” sings Crew against a post-punk clash and tumble, “This is what freedom is.”
A sense of play seems central to this band’s slouching sharpness, an insistence on joy amid limitation. The opener “Keys to the Cell” riffs on confinement. Its seethes with a blistered guitar riff, thunders with steady thwacks on toms, teeters wildly on bowed strings, its boxy beat approximating the concrete walls of jail. And yet, the guitars spiral out, the lyrics remain unbowed, a wild interplay between musicians hints at a hard-won optimism. Â
These songs rage against all the bad things—consumerism, conformity, influencer culture—in a joyful way. “Great Design” bubbles with a new wave synth cadence and explodes with bursts of guitar. The chorus may lament the situation with its refrain of “Trapped in the great design, in a place already defined” but the song itself breaks free of its minimalist thump into gleeful, multiplayer excesses.
With Bodega, Hozie occasionally ventured into lyricism, as in the jangly, lovely memento mori “Charlie” from breakout Endless Scroll. Consumables does this, too, in “Ten Toes,” a sweetly melodic break in the post-punk action. Even if you came for the bangers (“Lost in Translation,” “Emotional Speed” “All Work No Play”), it’s nice to hear the band in bittersweet, tuneful mode. The best song on the disc, however, melds the two, a bristly fuzz of guitars framing the album’s best and most heartfelt melody. “What kind of creature am I, got to figure it out,” Crews sings ruefully, but his band is all kinds of creatures at play and a joy.