#fiddlingonthetympanic

“▅▅▄▄▃▃▂▂!!!” His squeal of rage was cut short as her broom found it's target, causing Man-Bat to break out into frenzied chatter. Each whack Tess gave him beat him back a little further, ears ringing from each solid blow. Every so often he tried to hit back, lashing out with a wing but it seemed she'd learned from their last encounter, using the broom to keep a respectable distance from his buffeting appendage only to retaliate with another swat. Finally the broom won, Man-Bat's ears folding back in defeat as he turned tail but not before letting out one last scolding skreee as Tess sent him on his way, head ringing from the thorough sweeping he'd gotten.

“What the fuck, Woolf? Do you mind? I’m trying to eat breakfast.”

💎 -- “You can fantasize about Namor’s abs and ass, most people who are attracted to men have at some point. But if you could keep yourself from drooling in his presence, it would be much appreciated - You know how I hate to feel like a second choice.” 

      Daken wasn’t going to even pretend that comment wasn’t amusing, his blue eyes brightening with it as her quirks a dark brow her way. “ I don’t see the need for any questions, I thought your statement was clear.” A smug smirk tugs widely at his lips. “ Oh this is one of your sexist things, mmm?”

[ @fiddlingonthetympanic I wish I could think of a response other than Daken being totally speechless and lying there, but I will post this because oh boy, Bob-Cat is a gift to mankind and likely our single greatest creation, and you write like a... person who is very good at writing. ]

"The cut of his meat is sharper, mine thicker. And I never heard anyone ask for a sharper slice at the deli counter." @fiddlingonthetympanic

“I know... you thought this would be a good idea to get away from... paparazzi or whatever... but did you really have to smash the elevator emergency button?” Kwannon was currently trying to hoist Tess out through the opening at the top of the elevator, now that the damn thing had stopped in the shaft between floors.